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On 05/08/2024 at 2:26 PM, Gurken Khan said:

Yeah. Probably will post more "rise of the machines" memes as I find them.

btw: saw somewhere suggested to call "Artificial Intelligences" "Plagiarized Information Synthesis Systems" instead.

It makes more sense than "artificial intelligence" which those things are not intelligent at all.

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Everybody complaining about AI, and AI problems and shortcomings, changes introduced by AI... But hey, look at what GenAI gave you already! Look at this amazing music video, look at how artists are using their imagination to leverage the tools more and more. Look at coding copilots, that make programming just plain faster. Look at this science literature AI search assistant, and how it makes science much more effortless!

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15 hours ago, Gurken Khan said:

And cooking the planet to be advised to eat glue or rocks doesn't convince me.

This I think is the biggest point. So many resources are poured into AI just for some dude to save 5 minutes writing a non-important email. It's very silly, though I might be biased because I like writing.

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Defending cavalry raids explained by the French Anthem La Marseillaise:

 

Allons enfants de la Patrie,

*Trained units spawn from barracks


Le jour de gloire est arrivé !

*Attack moves towards enemy base


Contre nous de la tyrannie

*Loses hero because it charged too fast at the enemy


L'étendard sanglant est levé, 

*Garrisons units into defensive buildings, causing the flag to appear


Entendez-vous dans les campagnes

*Checks outposts and edges of the visible area and hears cavalry noise


Mugir ces féroces soldats ?

*The attack sound effect plays


Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras

*Enemy raiding calvary gets close to your woodline


Égorger vos fils, vos compagnes !

*Kills your women and low rank soldiers at woodline

 

Aux armes, citoyens,

*Call to arms and raise alert


Formez vos bataillons,

*Group select soldiers and close order formation


Marchons, marchons !
*Close order formation marches towards enemy cav which is attacking near your CC

 

Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons !

*The enemy cavalry is killed by your spearman because they were stuck due to the pathfinder. The mixture of horse blood and human blood soaks your fields, hence “impure blood”

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10 hours ago, Seleucids said:

Defending cavalry raids explained by the French Anthem La Marseillaise:

 

Allons enfants de la Patrie,

*Trained units spawn from barracks


Le jour de gloire est arrivé !

*Attack moves towards enemy base


Contre nous de la tyrannie

*Loses hero because it charged too fast at the enemy


L'étendard sanglant est levé, 

*Garrisons units into defensive buildings, causing the flag to appear


Entendez-vous dans les campagnes

*Checks outposts and edges of the visible area and hears cavalry noise


Mugir ces féroces soldats ?

*The attack sound effect plays


Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras

*Enemy raiding calvary gets close to your woodline


Égorger vos fils, vos compagnes !

*Kills your women and low rank soldiers at woodline

 

Aux armes, citoyens,

*Call to arms and raise alert


Formez vos bataillons,

*Group select soldiers and close order formation


Marchons, marchons !
*Close order formation marches towards enemy cav which is attacking near your CC

 

Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons !

*The enemy cavalry is killed by your spearman because they were stuck due to the pathfinder. The mixture of horse blood and human blood soaks your fields, hence “impure blood”

A verdun ! on ne passe pas

You, playing as the gauls, succesfully turteled, forcing your enemy to withdraw.

Te souviens-tu que sur les pyramides, chacun de nous osa graver son nom

You nostalgicaly speak to yourself, asking a spearman lost and ideling in your base wether he remembers the days of glory when your side was pushing.

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