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I used to book bands for a local venue. One night I thought I'd booked a Queen tribute act, but instead a group of Skiritai Commandos turned up in full armour. 

"Who the hell are you guys?!!!" I exclaimed.

Their leader just looked up and said, "We are the Champions, my friend!" :P

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31 minutes ago, mysticjim said:

I used to book bands for a local venue. One night I thought I'd booked a Queen tribute act, but instead a group of Skiritai Commandos turned up in full armour. 

"Who the hell are you guys?!!!" I exclaimed.

Their leader just looked up and said, "We are the Champions, my friend!" :P

Mauryan maiden guards: "That's cute!"

They cost 80 food, 60 wood, 80 metal. Why don't they cost 90-60-90? Lol

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On 30/03/2021 at 9:27 PM, mysticjim said:

I used to book bands for a local venue. One night I thought I'd booked a Queen tribute act, but instead a group of Skiritai Commandos turned up in full armour. 

"Who the hell are you guys?!!!" I exclaimed.

Their leader just looked up and said, "We are the Champions, my friend!" :P

One day you thought you'd booked some gospel musicians, but instead a group of Carthaginian spearmen turned up in full armour.
"And who the hell are you guys?!!!" you exclaimed.
Their leader just looked up and said: "The Sacred Band!"

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On 30/03/2021 at 9:27 PM, mysticjim said:

I used to book bands for a local venue. One night I thought I'd booked a Queen tribute act, but instead a group of Skiritai Commandos turned up in full armour. 

"Who the hell are you guys?!!!" I exclaimed.

Their leader just looked up and said, "We are the Champions, my friend!" :P

Another night you thought you'd booked an alternative musician, but instead an Iberian Hero turned up in full armour.

"And who the hell are you?" you exclaimed.
 

He just looked up and said: "Indie-Bill!"

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