Player of 0AD Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 favorite song: "Toxicity Phase" from my favorite band "s0AD" favorite actor: Garrison Fort favorite civ: MaceWINdunians favorite chant: "Ptololooooo!" favorite animal: wardhog 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boudica Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Great thread, I like puns! Sometimes it surprises me how I can still come up with something new after many years. I'm not saying they are all good puns, but I'm saying them anyway. Not only because the taste differs from one player to another, but also because you can laugh at how unfunny a line is. And it creates a great contrast to let the good puns shine. Sometimes I even take screenshots to get a permanent record of how (un)funny I was. Too bad that I'm too lazy to go through all of it and pick something to post here. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boudica Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Ok, maybe I can start with one to set the bar low enough: 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boudica Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 It's important to define your team roles well at the start of a match: 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted January 4, 2021 Author Share Posted January 4, 2021 Thanks! I must admit that I don't understand that kush-pun. Can you explain? Favorite Movie: Kush me if you can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boudica Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Well, it's not very advanced, maybe you were just looking for a joke that isn't there. Kush is supposed to refer to the Kushites civilization as in "I'll play Kushites", and it is a pun on rush. Thanks for asking instead of faking a laughter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted January 23, 2021 Author Share Posted January 23, 2021 (edited) Ok, I thought there might be something else than kush / rush Hero Battle: Gyros the Great vs Brietomatus! Edited January 23, 2021 by Player of 0AD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysticjim Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Game Chat. Yellow player: Why are we paused????? Red player(Host): Blue player has gone offline for a moment. Yellow player: WTF! Why????? Red player(Host): He said he needed the toilet. Green player: He was obviously in need of a Kushite! Yellow player: LOL! Song: Salt'n'Peppa - Kush It! 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 Brietomatus is a fat hero of the Gauls who increases your food income by 15%. He eats a lot of brie, mixed with tomatos, that's why he is so fat! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boudica Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Kushites seem to be people of puns. I see you started with relics, so it's Shanakdakheto who comes to mind. She slows down the gather rate for all enemy female citizens by 15%. I think you could say that... she moves the enemy eco... into Shanghai-da-Ghetto. OK, I'm out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 They can also train very unexperienced soldiers in their Nooba village ;-) 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted January 28, 2021 Author Share Posted January 28, 2021 The Persian immortals are very mean: Before killing someone, they insult him with "Anus, see ya!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boudica Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Player of 0AD said: The Persian immortals are very mean: Before killing someone, they insult him with "Anus, see ya!" Such savages! I wouldn't expect them to also be the Persian Immorals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted January 28, 2021 Author Share Posted January 28, 2021 New Bollywood movie: Saving Private Mauryan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boudica Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 50 minutes ago, Player of 0AD said: New Bollywood movie: Saving Private Mauryan That really fits! You are very likely to have to go save a Mauryan ally in a team game. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted February 7, 2021 Author Share Posted February 7, 2021 Boudica yesterday in the Lobby to me: "Hi, long time no CC!" Not only a way to say hello, but also a subtle way to roast me, reminding me of the matches where he destroyed my Civic Center, which I had to rebuild then... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted February 11, 2021 Author Share Posted February 11, 2021 +++ Carthaginian catastrophe: Italic embassy collapsed! +++ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted February 11, 2021 Author Share Posted February 11, 2021 When I traveled to Athens, I saw a lot of the mist ogles! Okay, I'm out... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted February 12, 2021 Author Share Posted February 12, 2021 The first hero of the Romans is the "Sword of Rome". The second one the "Shield of Rome". So the third one should be called the "Club of Rome"! (Scipio Africanus, 20% attack bonus) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted February 12, 2021 Author Share Posted February 12, 2021 Anybody else who wants to join this Punic War? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted February 15, 2021 Author Share Posted February 15, 2021 Developer 1: "What advantage do we give the Persians?" Dev 2: "Stable buildings!" (weak joke) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted February 19, 2021 Author Share Posted February 19, 2021 Favorite Singer: Miley Cyrus the Great (covered the song "Wild Horses", that gives a Cavalry bonus...) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted February 19, 2021 Author Share Posted February 19, 2021 "Ben Kenobi???" "These are not the druids you are looking for..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted February 20, 2021 Author Share Posted February 20, 2021 The Italic Embassy of Carthage, shortly before the collapse: https://www.pexels.com/photo/low-angle-view-of-tower-against-blue-sky-286746/ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted February 23, 2021 Author Share Posted February 23, 2021 Elephant Archers are no real citizens, they are rather champions. And in A24 they are also a spam unit, this brings the following new unit type into the game: Spampions! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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