Player of 0AD 30 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 favorite song: "Toxicity Phase" from my favorite band "s0AD" favorite actor: Garrison Fort favorite civ: MaceWINdunians favorite chant: "Ptololooooo!" favorite animal: wardhog 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boudica 285 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Great thread, I like puns! Sometimes it surprises me how I can still come up with something new after many years. I'm not saying they are all good puns, but I'm saying them anyway. Not only because the taste differs from one player to another, but also because you can laugh at how unfunny a line is. And it creates a great contrast to let the good puns shine. Sometimes I even take screenshots to get a permanent record of how (un)funny I was. Too bad that I'm too lazy to go through all of it and pick something to post here. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boudica 285 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Ok, maybe I can start with one to set the bar low enough: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boudica 285 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 It's important to define your team roles well at the start of a match: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted January 4 Author Report Share Posted January 4 Thanks! I must admit that I don't understand that kush-pun. Can you explain? Favorite Movie: Kush me if you can Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boudica 285 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Well, it's not very advanced, maybe you were just looking for a joke that isn't there. Kush is supposed to refer to the Kushites civilization as in "I'll play Kushites", and it is a pun on rush. Thanks for asking instead of faking a laughter. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted January 23 Author Report Share Posted January 23 (edited) Ok, I thought there might be something else than kush / rush  Hero Battle: Gyros the Great vs Brietomatus! Edited January 23 by Player of 0AD Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mysticjim 145 Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 Game Chat. Yellow player: Why are we paused????? Red player(Host): Blue player has gone offline for a moment. Yellow player: WTF! Why????? Red player(Host): He said he needed the toilet. Green player: He was obviously in need of a Kushite! Yellow player: LOL!  Song: Salt'n'Peppa - Kush It!  2 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted January 25 Author Report Share Posted January 25 Brietomatus is a fat hero of the Gauls who increases your food income by 15%. He eats a lot of brie, mixed with tomatos, that's why he is so fat! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boudica 285 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Kushites seem to be people of puns. I see you started with relics, so it's Shanakdakheto who comes to mind. She slows down the gather rate for all enemy female citizens by 15%. I think you could say that... she moves the enemy eco... into Shanghai-da-Ghetto. OK, I'm out. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted January 25 Author Report Share Posted January 25 They can also train very unexperienced soldiers in their Nooba village ;-) 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 The Persian immortals are very mean: Before killing someone, they insult him with "Anus, see ya!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boudica 285 Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 1 hour ago, Player of 0AD said: The Persian immortals are very mean: Before killing someone, they insult him with "Anus, see ya!" Such savages! I wouldn't expect them to also be the Persian Immorals. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 New Bollywood movie: Saving Private Mauryan 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boudica 285 Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 50 minutes ago, Player of 0AD said: New Bollywood movie: Saving Private Mauryan That really fits! You are very likely to have to go save a Mauryan ally in a team game. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 Boudica yesterday in the Lobby to me: "Hi, long time no CC!" Not only a way to say hello, but also a subtle way to roast me, reminding me of the matches where he destroyed my Civic Center, which I had to rebuild then... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 +++ Carthaginian catastrophe: Italic embassy collapsed! +++ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 When I traveled to Athens, I saw a lot of the mist ogles! Okay, I'm out... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted February 12 Author Report Share Posted February 12 The first hero of the Romans is the "Sword of Rome". The second one the "Shield of Rome". So the third one should be called the "Club of Rome"! (Scipio Africanus, 20% attack bonus) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted February 12 Author Report Share Posted February 12 Anybody else who wants to join this Punic War? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 Developer 1: "What advantage do we give the Persians?" Dev 2: "Stable buildings!" (weak joke) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted February 19 Author Report Share Posted February 19 Favorite Singer: Miley Cyrus the Great  (covered the song "Wild Horses", that gives a Cavalry bonus...) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted February 19 Author Report Share Posted February 19 "Ben Kenobi???" "These are not the druids you are looking for..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 The Italic Embassy of Carthage, shortly before the collapse: Â https://www.pexels.com/photo/low-angle-view-of-tower-against-blue-sky-286746/ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Player of 0AD 30 Posted Tuesday at 10:06 Author Report Share Posted Tuesday at 10:06 Elephant Archers are no real citizens, they are rather champions. And in A24 they are also a spam unit, this brings the following new unit type into the game: Spampions! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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