Player of 0AD Posted March 3, 2021 Author Share Posted March 3, 2021 What's the favorite country of the Spartans? Skirithailand 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 On 29/01/2021 at 12:05 AM, Boudica said: That really fits! You are very likely to have to go save a Mauryan ally in a team game. A24: "Hold my beer" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysticjim Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 (edited) I used to book bands for a local venue. One night I thought I'd booked a Queen tribute act, but instead a group of Skiritai Commandos turned up in full armour. "Who the hell are you guys?!!!" I exclaimed. Their leader just looked up and said, "We are the Champions, my friend!" Edited March 30, 2021 by mysticjim 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted March 30, 2021 Author Share Posted March 30, 2021 31 minutes ago, mysticjim said: I used to book bands for a local venue. One night I thought I'd booked a Queen tribute act, but instead a group of Skiritai Commandos turned up in full armour. "Who the hell are you guys?!!!" I exclaimed. Their leader just looked up and said, "We are the Champions, my friend!" Mauryan maiden guards: "That's cute!" They cost 80 food, 60 wood, 80 metal. Why don't they cost 90-60-90? Lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted March 31, 2021 Author Share Posted March 31, 2021 "Hannibal, what's your favorite football club?" "Barca!" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted May 5, 2021 Author Share Posted May 5, 2021 On 30/03/2021 at 9:27 PM, mysticjim said: I used to book bands for a local venue. One night I thought I'd booked a Queen tribute act, but instead a group of Skiritai Commandos turned up in full armour. "Who the hell are you guys?!!!" I exclaimed. Their leader just looked up and said, "We are the Champions, my friend!" One day you thought you'd booked some gospel musicians, but instead a group of Carthaginian spearmen turned up in full armour. "And who the hell are you guys?!!!" you exclaimed. Their leader just looked up and said: "The Sacred Band!" 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurken Khan Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Player of 0AD said: "The Sacred Band!" Guess the Spartans shouldn't have called them "The Village People" before... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yekaterina Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Why does Antiochus always score 100% in his tests? Because he is Antiochus the Righteous! He is always right! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yekaterina Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 Electrophile (loves electrons / negative charges) Nucleophile (loves positive charge) Hydrophile (loves water) Philopator (loves their dad) hmmmmmmm? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yekaterina Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 No matter how kind you are, German kids are always kinder. ; ) Suebian Germans of Delenda EST Mod are strong, like Celts in A23 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 On 30/03/2021 at 9:27 PM, mysticjim said: I used to book bands for a local venue. One night I thought I'd booked a Queen tribute act, but instead a group of Skiritai Commandos turned up in full armour. "Who the hell are you guys?!!!" I exclaimed. Their leader just looked up and said, "We are the Champions, my friend!" Another night you thought you'd booked an alternative musician, but instead an Iberian Hero turned up in full armour. "And who the hell are you?" you exclaimed. He just looked up and said: "Indie-Bill!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted July 12, 2022 Author Share Posted July 12, 2022 When a Chinese player plays against the AI, what does this mean for the AI? Spoiler The END! @AIEND 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusAureliu#s Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 (edited) No matter how archaic u think a historic leader was, Chanakya was Acharya Edited July 12, 2022 by MarcusAureliu#s 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusAureliu#s Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 (edited) Members of which ancient civilisation had never been seen alone ? Spoiler Pair-sians Edited July 13, 2022 by MarcusAureliu#s 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetswaveaBook Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 The Mauryas have a hero that costs no population space and is twice as strong as a champion elephant, for the rest he seems irelephant. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player of 0AD Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, Sevda said: 'harmya' sounds like 'harm-you'. We can rename it to something generic like 'Mauryan Palace' or 'Indian crown court'. "I'm gonna harmya with these buildings...." Edited August 5, 2022 by Player of 0AD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusAureliu#s Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 One night, after you became rich due to a Youtube channel focusing on 0AD you told your manager to book Britney Spears for your birthday. When the day came three unshaved, wild looking men with no shirts on showed up. "Who the hell are you ? ", you exclaimed. In broken english they replied: " We are briton ey, Spears ! ", and held their weapons under your nose. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcusAureliu#s Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 No matter what i think how much of an emperor i am, there is always still an 0 AD player who is @Emperior :'(. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boudica Posted July 16, 2024 Share Posted July 16, 2024 So we doing the armchair generals in a nomad game, and I made this comment that one player will probably form a sandwich, but it wasn't clear whether he'd be the meat or the bun. And that one player ended up becoming the bun. Which means they ended up beating the meat with the other bun. Extra credits: aow for beating the meat, Peter_Nubia for a word slip (be/beat), @BreakfastBurrito_007 for pointing out the word slip 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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