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I used to book bands for a local venue. One night I thought I'd booked a Queen tribute act, but instead a group of Skiritai Commandos turned up in full armour. 

"Who the hell are you guys?!!!" I exclaimed.

Their leader just looked up and said, "We are the Champions, my friend!" :P

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  On 30/03/2021 at 7:27 PM, mysticjim said:

I used to book bands for a local venue. One night I thought I'd booked a Queen tribute act, but instead a group of Skiritai Commandos turned up in full armour. 

"Who the hell are you guys?!!!" I exclaimed.

Their leader just looked up and said, "We are the Champions, my friend!" :P

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Mauryan maiden guards: "That's cute!"

They cost 80 food, 60 wood, 80 metal. Why don't they cost 90-60-90? Lol

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  On 30/03/2021 at 7:27 PM, mysticjim said:

I used to book bands for a local venue. One night I thought I'd booked a Queen tribute act, but instead a group of Skiritai Commandos turned up in full armour. 

"Who the hell are you guys?!!!" I exclaimed.

Their leader just looked up and said, "We are the Champions, my friend!" :P

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One day you thought you'd booked some gospel musicians, but instead a group of Carthaginian spearmen turned up in full armour.
"And who the hell are you guys?!!!" you exclaimed.
Their leader just looked up and said: "The Sacred Band!"

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  On 30/03/2021 at 7:27 PM, mysticjim said:

I used to book bands for a local venue. One night I thought I'd booked a Queen tribute act, but instead a group of Skiritai Commandos turned up in full armour. 

"Who the hell are you guys?!!!" I exclaimed.

Their leader just looked up and said, "We are the Champions, my friend!" :P

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Another night you thought you'd booked an alternative musician, but instead an Iberian Hero turned up in full armour.

"And who the hell are you?" you exclaimed.
 

He just looked up and said: "Indie-Bill!"

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One night, after you became rich due to a Youtube channel focusing on 0AD you told your manager to book Britney Spears for your birthday.

When the day came three unshaved, wild looking men with no shirts on  showed up.

"Who the hell are you ? ", you exclaimed.

In broken english they replied: " We are briton ey, Spears ! ", and held their weapons under your nose.

 

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So we doing the armchair generals in a nomad game, and I made this comment that one player will probably form a sandwich, but it wasn't clear whether he'd be the meat or the bun.

And that one player ended up becoming the bun.

Which means they ended up beating the meat with the other bun.

Extra credits: aow for beating the meat, Peter_Nubia for a word slip (be/beat), @BreakfastBurrito_007 for pointing out the word slip

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