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Your sailors better know how to swim

wipe them out....al of them

ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE

Here comes the cavalry

Watch your flanks

lets see you stop me know

If you think you have a big town you should see mine!

Are you trying that strategy again.

a few towers are useless against seige.

FFIIIIIIIRRRRRRRE

RETREEEAAAT

The king is dead

I think your'e going to lose

please

thankyou

your welcome

what's up?

can I get some ore here?

anyone have some extra wood?

Build a wonder

go to the right

go to the left

Suprise

you monster (gingerbread man from shrek)

Please dont hurt me

Im your ally

quit stealing my Town Centres (or this ame's equivelent)

I warned you

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  • 2 months later...

- Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.(when your ally gets wiped out)

- Why did they have to phone now!

- darn you eBay!

- Have your soldiers been taking drugs?

- What the...

- Ye have reduced my gold stockpile to little but none. For this, I will do the same...with your blood!

- rah-rah-rah! My team is the best! B-E-S-T! What does that spell?

- You taunt like a girl.

- Cease that infernal racket! (Counter-Taunt)

- Sorry, I didn't know we were playing tennis. (Counter-Counter-Taunt)

- *Dances in easy game*

- The pain! The pain of it all!

- Bah. ESO was better.

- Are youw startin'?

- Help! Being rushed!

- ...Arggggggggghhhh!...

- (Freedy Mercury) Another one bites the dust!

- A quick survey of the area and....*0ad theme in ringtone form plays* ... uh, sorry guys, I gotta take this...

:)

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"Oh sorry, I didn't recognize you standing among your camels."

"*grumble* Celts.....Hey man! Keep the noise down and get a shirt!"

"Come here! I've got a hobnailed sandle waiting to make contact with your posterior!"

"Pretty wussy defensive walls man....you play with Lego lots?"

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i think it'd be cool to have some references to the forum life... like blizzard game has references to other blizzard games.

Okay, how about:

"Timbo, can you fix this?"

"I'll do it after the merger."

"Who should I donate this currency to?"

"It's not a fish, it's a trout"

"Another birthday by Argalius..."

"Rep up"

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- "If it ain't broke, you aren't tryin' hard enough." (from Red Green, a comedy show we have here in Canada :) )

- "Hail Caesar! We who are about to die salute you!" (When the player knows a fight is futile)

- "Die with Honour!" (Said to the player who knows a fight is futile)

- "Hail the victorious dead!" (After a battle is won)

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Give up now and i promise to spare dee women and children!

You are mine now, you belong to me!

Yeah, that's all i can think of. I was going to say, "All your base are belong to us!" but then i looked up and realized i had been beaten to it! :)

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From a chat with me and Mythos

 Michael [aka Mythos_Ruler] says:
See the Carths Trade Centre?
CheeZy says:
haha, it's called a "Suq"
Michael [aka Mythos_Ruler] says:
Yes... SUCK
CheeZy says:
Suqs 2 B U, mate!
CheeZy says:
I can so see that being said in our game
Michael [aka Mythos_Ruler] says:
Sounds like a good taunt
CheeZy says:
lol
CheeZy says:
put it in the thread!
Michael [aka Mythos_Ruler] says:
YOU!!!

That's right, the Carthaginian Suq is pronounced the same way as Suck. But maybe it might not be so funny to you right now since you're not familiar with the Suq building yet :saruman:

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