Are you qualified to be a proffesional?

[Aeros]

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are

qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions

are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close

the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an

overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the

refrigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the

elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the

repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.All the animals attend

except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This

tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions

correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4.There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do

you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal

Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

[SoggyFrog]

Heh heh, I've heard that joke before, but not in that format. Good stuff.

[Sam]

OH man, I got pwned like a nub on the map dust

[Centurion_13]

I got 2 right... Im semipro

[Argalius]

I've got them all wrong

[Lorian]

I've seen that exact thing before, but I still got them all wrong lol. BTW you should you spoiler tags for that.

[goldenratiophi]

I got them all right. Am I qualified to be a proffessional?

[Red_08]

Lol, got 3 right.

Now, what am I qualified for?

[Paal_101]

I'm flipping burgers at Mccy D's

[goldenratiophi]

Well, 3/4 = 75% = C = you work at a fast food restaurant.

[King Tutankhamun]

I got zero right, I feel sadded by this now.

[Black Op]

One question Bobby. In just what field does answerring all 4 questions correctly make you a "professional" in?

[Yiuel]

The answers explain it all : When you'll be able consider what you have done, you'll be able to do everything.

I missed all.

[Titus Ultor]

Lol. I got screwed up because it says "a" refrigerator, not "the". I didn't make the connection that it was the same one. I got the other three right, though.

[Dnas]

Seen it all before.

So, what are we proffessionals of?

[Centurion_13]

kidnapping large animals and putting them in fridges to make them miss parties

[av_nefardec]

You mean this tests whether or not you are qualified to work in a cubicle

I got two right - maybe that's because I work Summers in a cubicle

[Uppy]

that's really funny.

[nx80boy]

Edited June 30, 2017 by nx80boy

[Bakayaro]

I missed number two.

So i guess i'm not good at knowing the repurcussions of my actions.

Good at other things though.

[EKen132]

I showed this quiz to my mom and she said perhaps those that get zero out of four are the ones that are the professionals.

[Mr.C]

Lol, I got one question right: #3. So I have good memory, but not good at simplifying and I worry too much about crocs that aren't there .

Maybe I'm with Paal, 25% right. Oh yeah! Two brothers working at Mac D's! ;)

[Red_08]

Or as we call it: Micky D's.

[Bakayaro]

A friend of mine came up with another solution to the last question, one that is somewhat humorous:

She took the giraffe and rode it across the stream.

A bit long-winded, I suppose, but really...

Let's share our clever answers!!

[SoggyFrog]

But... The giraffe is at the meeting.