Aeros Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you arequalified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questionsare not that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and closethe door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in anoverly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close therefrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in theelephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through therepercussions of your actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.All the animals attendexcept one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. Thistests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questionscorrectly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities. 4.There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How doyou manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the AnimalMeeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoggyFrog Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Heh heh, I've heard that joke before, but not in that format. Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 OH man, I got pwned like a nub on the map dust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion_13 Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 I got 2 right... Im semipro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argalius Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 I've got them all wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorian Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 I've seen that exact thing before, but I still got them all wrong lol. BTW you should you spoiler tags for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenratiophi Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 I got them all right. Am I qualified to be a proffessional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_08 Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Lol, got 3 right. Now, what am I qualified for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paal_101 Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 I'm flipping burgers at Mccy D's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenratiophi Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Well, 3/4 = 75% = C = you work at a fast food restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 I got zero right, I feel sadded by this now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Op Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 One question Bobby. In just what field does answerring all 4 questions correctly make you a "professional" in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yiuel Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 The answers explain it all : When you'll be able consider what you have done, you'll be able to do everything. I missed all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus Ultor Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Lol. I got screwed up because it says "a" refrigerator, not "the". I didn't make the connection that it was the same one. I got the other three right, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnas Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Seen it all before. So, what are we proffessionals of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion_13 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 kidnapping large animals and putting them in fridges to make them miss parties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
av_nefardec Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 You mean this tests whether or not you are qualified to work in a cubicle I got two right - maybe that's because I work Summers in a cubicle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uppy Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 that's really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nx80boy Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 (edited) Edited June 30, 2017 by nx80boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakayaro Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 I missed number two.So i guess i'm not good at knowing the repurcussions of my actions.Good at other things though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EKen132 Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 I showed this quiz to my mom and she said perhaps those that get zero out of four are the ones that are the professionals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.C Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Lol, I got one question right: #3. So I have good memory, but not good at simplifying and I worry too much about crocs that aren't there . Maybe I'm with Paal, 25% right. Oh yeah! Two brothers working at Mac D's! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_08 Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Or as we call it: Micky D's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakayaro Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 A friend of mine came up with another solution to the last question, one that is somewhat humorous:She took the giraffe and rode it across the stream.A bit long-winded, I suppose, but really...Let's share our clever answers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoggyFrog Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 But... The giraffe is at the meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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