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The Prophet

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  1. The bible is my first choice. Then it is computer books. ( I am currently reading "Na Klar!" (a German language book) If you havent noticed I like to learn other languages.
  2. Wow i really havent been here for a long time! I only have 500 now....I guess that is ok... But now i can have my own tittle!!!!! WOOT!!!
  3. Herzlich Willkommen! Freut mich Herr Dan. (Welcome to the forums)
  4. 170 pounds here. I am about...5"10. I think. I havent checked in a while...
  5. Welcome to the forums TheCobra1! I hope you enjoy your stay!
  6. Hallo! Ich bin shaheen. herzlich willkommen.
  7. Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! (right?) *shrug* Happy Birthday man.
  8. I dont care what ya say about the german's I will always love the country. ( You guys should really consider going. It was very fun for me.
  9. Engineering In Hell An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
  10. I am glad I dont have those problems with my brother... Luckly I never leave a thing not passworded. EVERYTHING has a password on my computer hehe.
  11. Hello! Welcome to the forums! Hummm.....French... Sorry, I dont speak french... :-( Anyways...Hope you like it here!
  12. Thank you for all your replys. Thank you for making this thread so interesting.
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