Clodhopper

Welcome, Dr. Who! Hope you like it here!

My eyesight is 20/3.5.

Good choice, old lad. Spiffin' Wot, wot?

What happened to your chocolates?

Without looking, I can say that it's already good.

I have Eight.

Do you still need those puns?

Zeez eez my French Accent, so zat meanz I am French expert! No?

Yes, Black Op, I think you have the coolest signature.

I can't remember What I voted for, but I'm sure it was the right one.

That disgusting.

It could be "It's eating my favourite flowers!" =It is eating...

I'm used to 3 at a time, but it's hard to understand.

Do you really think so? All I need is my computer and Medal of Honor Spearhead. After that, my body does not need food, as it gets food for the mind from the computer.

Welcome, That's the ticket, chap.

I know a guy who makes bows and sells them in Italy for 10,000 bucks.

Lol, that is funny.

I can't bear the thought of this, I think I'll join the PSC.

Yeah, rich friends can always help out.

Is that a real body? Looks kind of fake, to me. @King Tut: Why is your pic nasty? There's just a little blood.

Why don't you try Denny's? My older brother said they don't have any experience in cooking.

iNtRePiD, maybe you previously worked at a "resume stainer". That could be what happened.

Americans, definitely, but I would say that for any country that I'm a citizen of. So America and France, actually.

I think I liked the idea of spamming, yet gaining posts points, but I guess I need to learn to post non-spam posts now.

I don't get the last one, Uppy.