Black Knight Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 You must see this:www.adequacy.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 Oh yea, I think I remember seeing that a while ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorian Posted February 24, 2005 Report Share Posted February 24, 2005 (edited) http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/200...42056.2147.html3. Has your child asked for new hardware?Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. This guy hasn't got a clueEDIT: Infact, this guy doesn't have a clue about anything computer related, he thinks Linux is spelt Lunix for crying out loud!EDIT: Hang on... according to that then probably everyone who uses the computer desk is supposedly a hacker. (Even though a hacker is someone who does good stuff, crackers if the term you're looking for) Edited February 24, 2005 by Lorian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaas Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 I think the articles on that site aren't meant to be serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Yeah, It's a joke. Read the other article "satarizing a technical audience" or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurion_13 Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Its sad to think that one of my friend's parents saw that and banned him from the computer for a month untill he was able to prove that it wasnt true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakayaro Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 (edited) 6. Does your son use Quake?Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school. OMFGLMFAOyeah... wow... haha... yeah... wow... hahaQuake = virtual reality HAHAHAAA4. Does your child read hacking manuals?If you pay close attention to your son's reading habits, as I do, you will be able to determine a great deal about his opinions and hobbies. Children are at their most impressionable in the teenage years. Any father who has had a seventeen year old daughter attempt to sneak out on a date wearing make up and perfume is well aware of the effect that improper influences can have on inexperienced minds.There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are: "Snow Crash" and "Cryptonomicon" by Neal Stephenson; "Neuromancer" by William Gibson; "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly; "Geeks" by Jon Katz; "The Hacker Crackdown" by Bruce Sterling; "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland; "Hackers" by Steven Levy; and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond.If you find any of these hacking manuals in your child's possession, confiscate them immediately. You should also petition local booksellers to remove these titles from their shelves. You may meet with some resistance at first, but even booksellers have to bow to community pressure. God I'm going to die laughing... LSHTIA Edited February 26, 2005 by Bakayaro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorian Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 What does LSHTIA mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clodhopper Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Yeah, what does it mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyThumbs Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 (edited) According to him if you spend more then 30 minutes a day on the computer your a hacker, I guess almost everyone here is a hacker.Read the replies the article, there great.the website is a joke, go to topics and look at the pics they have for each one, there pretty funny. Edited February 27, 2005 by CrazyThumbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnas Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 It's something that he and his friend made up.Laughing So Hard That I AsphyxiateEDIT: Okay, apparently it isn't made up. I thought he said it was. whatever.I remember that being posted a while ago.I don't get how it could be possible that it tricks someone.Linyos Torovoltos?Change in clothes?lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakayaro Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 (edited) What does LSHTIA mean?←Laughing so hard that I asphyxiate.it's not made up!!it's as valid asDTMMBLB?(Does this make my butt look big?) Edited February 27, 2005 by Bakayaro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeZar Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 I dont find it funny ... dont know why but its just stupid to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 You have to unstand a bit about computers and their history to find it funny. I had my mom read it and she didn't find it fuuny either. No offense ment by any of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelBGE Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 hehe, yeah my mom didn't find it funny either. However, I did. You really have to know some bits in order to find it hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElfTheHunter Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 I find it hilarious, they have these sort of things about everything. I read one where they referred to Tolkien as a cult, asking if your child is often reading a Demonic Bible called Silmarillion They are all pretty hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Zorinthrox Posted March 6, 2005 Report Share Posted March 6, 2005 O_o! Now that is screwed up, ElfTheHunter.My friend brough that "story" in one day. I found the refference to ravers particularly hilarious, and specially AMD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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