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I wonder who put all of the above..

Wow that's pretty crazy. My mouse does it's job though, so I don't need some mouse that could be wireless for a distance that's bigger than the room my computer is in. Can you even see your computer from 100 feet!?

Wow looks like violin players are pretty popular... *ahem*... Well I can already play violin very well, I can play guitar too, my brother has a bass guitar and I can play that, I also play harmonica... I play my brother's piano a little too, but not often. I can read drum music but I don't have the chance to play often except when I'm jamming with friends (one of them plays drums). That's quite a list... I'd like to learn piano more and also play bagpipes ! A drum set would be cool too

Haha I like #4 of the answering machines messages, and the skydiver joke... havent heard a really good one liner like that for a long time!

Alright, that works too. But I don't think theres any Iraqi's on the board... if there are, you know I mean no offense. EDIT: in fact, maybe we should clear this up right now. Maybe all jokes posted on this forum should be automatically meant without offense.

Some good Iraqi army jokes... They actually don't have to be Iraqi, but hey, I live in the US and it's what you hear now, I suppose it would be Russian if I lived a little while longer ago How do you sink an Iraqi boat? Put it in the water What to you do when an Iraqi throws a pin at you? Run, because he's got a gernade in his mouth How do you stop an Iraqi tank? Shoot the person pushing it

Hey try and get 100 people to nominate votes. If their not due any time soon, we should start a campaign to see how many we can get in a short time. It could almost be like an exercise for when it comes time to spread 0AD or TLA. We all put it on our sigs in other forums, make a website dedicated to it- link to that website, tell people, link to it from our personal websites... It could be very interesting to see how many people would vote!

Speaking of fun with the telephone... Call a house and ask for Gary. When they say there's no Gary, say "sorry, I must have the wrong #". Repeat this 4 times over the course of a day. When they're about to blow up, call again a while later and say "Hi, this is Gary, are there any messages for me?" or.... how would you like to hear this on your voice mail? Sir, we're not sure if you wanted us to do it, you know, after what happened. But, we went ahead and did it anyway because we knew how important it was to you. If you don't agree with how we did it, we can probably fix it, although it might cost you extra. We knew this was urgent to you, so call us back immediately, thanks bye. BTW, this isnt unlike the "Comedy Thread" I started a while ago....

LOL... this one's good too, even though it doesn't make a whole lot of sense. A city guy hears from one of his friends that duck hunting is a really cool thing to do. So he goes to the country with a gun and shoots the first duck he sees. However, the owner of the property comes out and says "Hey, you shot a duck on my land? What are you thinking?" And the city guy was completely oblivious to the fact that anyone would divide up the fields and woods. THe country guy said "Well, OK, I can see youre not from around here, but there's a game we play when things like this happen". And the city guy thought OK, and agreed to play. The country guy said "OK here are the rules, I kick you Where it Hurts as hard as I can, then you me, and we keep going until the last one standing wins". The city guy had pretty good leg strength, so he agreed. The country guy kicked as hard as he good, and the city guys bent in pain moaning. As he recovered his strenghth the country guy said, "Well actually, you can just keep the duck". It's kind of not even a joke, but it's something you read and just say "lol".

I'm gonna see it tomorrow... I cant wait!

I want to rid the world of the fear that they may offend someone. Sounds weird, but maybe I'll go into detail later. I'm not talking about people should be jerks, but all this policitcal correctness nowdays makes me mad...

Hey Guys, look at the WFG character at the top of all the pages... look's like santa's little helpers have paid us an early visit .

I'm not really afraid of any of those except the animals and creatures. I'm afraid of some dogs, but that was because I was bitten by one when I was little I guess. I get nervous around some of them, even if I know they won't do anything.

Haha I saw that already, but it's still funny... The towas are the playas...

Wow, sounds like fun. Tell us about it when you get back!

Inablility to deal with people who dont think and do stuff at exactly the same rate as me. I'm working on it though

Gladiator, Star Wars, Master and Commander, Lord of the Rings

Wow, I'm already on the edge of my seat !

Is he supposed to Black Op?

Music, running, and "knowledge".

English forums have no doubt lessened my knowledge of English grammar.

My AP world history class is by far the most informative, usefull, and fun.

Wow those are two.. um interesting stories... That's pretty cool!

Yeah, AYBABTU is the best one out there. I read a history of the craze a while ago, it was interesting.

The conquerors