last samurai

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@ZeZar: im a guy, why do you ask? my aunt sent me this and i just thought it was funny so i put it up. it sounds like a great idea though.

i hate waiking up early. i wish all my classes started after 11

my aunt sent me this email and i think it will be the retirement plan of the future. No Nursing Home For Me! With the average cost for a nursing home reaching $188.00 per day, there is a better way to spend our savings, when we get old and feeble. I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn for a combined long term stay discount and a senior discount. It comes to only $49.23 per night. That leaves $138.77 a day for: 1. Breakfast, lunch and dinner in any restaurant I want, or room service. 2. Laundry, gratuities and special TV movies. Plus, they provide a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge, washer, dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap. 3. They treat you like a customer, not a patient. $5 worth of tips a day will have the entire staff scrambling to help you. 4. There is city Bus stop out front, and seniors ride free. The Handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp). 5. To meet other nice people, call a Church bus on Sundays. For a change of scenery, take the Airport shuttle Bus and eat at one of the nice restaurants there. While you're at the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise the cash keeps building up. 6. It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will take your reservation today. And - you are not stuck in one place forever, you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city. Want to see Hawaii? They have a Holiday Inn there too. 7. TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No problem. They fix everything, and apologize for the inconvenience. 8. The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid checks to see if you are OK. If not, they will call the undertaker or an ambulance. If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life. 9. And no worries about visits from family. They will always be glad to find you, and will probably check in for a few days mini-vacation. The grandkids can use the pool. What more can you ask for? So . . .When I reach the Golden age, I'll face it with a grin- Just forward all my email to: me@Holiday_Inn! well what do you think?

welcome to the forums

thanks for the heads up, i heard that on the news today too.

wow this is truly amazing

sorry dudes brazil is the best

usa all the way (hey that kinda rymes)

i think black op has it

keeping up my grades in college

i should use that on my chem exam

i think im a hahaha but people tell me i sound like a monkey when i laugh so i dont know

yay

awesome dude

panthers all the way!

if your not in college yet go through your first year and take a wide variety of classes things you might not even think your interested in. i went to college thinking i was definitly going to be fisheries biologist. but now i am leaning more toward a doctor, a teacher, an architect and still a fisheries biologist. you never know until you try something. to tell a group of people you love them. that is a fine way to tell people how you feel.

i think it is a great idea. its about time we tried it again. this means star trek is getting closer to becoming reality.

i had my college finals the week before christmas. and wont have any more until 2nd week in may. my only advice is to study a little at a time well before the test. dont just cram.

i like the cold and tomorrow it will be 15 degrees F. when it is this cold i get to park on the lake right outside my classes. long live Minnesota.

i have never done anythig stupid, well thats a lie but i cant think of anything right now. hey sam i remember that day and how pissed mom was. i thought it was pretty funny though.

hiya right back at ya.

i know im having a good time. welcome shadowflare

welcome woad warrior, have a good time.

to be me.