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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner Q: How does a blonde keep you busy? A: She tells you to find the corner she peed in

It's still very funny!!! Q: How do you kill an army of blondes in a submerine? A: Knock on the door

Four old Catholic women are sitting around bragging about their sons. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic mother says "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'." Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women turn to her and say, "Well...?" So she replies, "My son is 6' 2, terribly handsome with broad, square shoulders... good manners, dresses very well. He's got a tight, muscular body and tight, hard buns and a very nice bulge. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, 'Oh, my God!'" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer. When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!" He now works for Microsoft writing error messages. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Russian couple were walking down a street in Moscow one night when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. "No that felt like snow to me, dear," she replied. "No I'm sure it was just rain," he said. They were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then, they saw a minor communist party official walking towards them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether its officially raining or snowing." As the man approached the husband said: "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" "It's raining, of course" he replied and walked on. But the woman insisted. "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly said, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- those are just a few (this is not a joke)

As long has someone gets hurt for being stupid enough to try and make their own explosives withour knowing how to... I'm fine with that. Darwin AwardsFull of stupid people who deserved to die for their lack of knowledge.

I'll have to try those sometime!

Just sent in my votes. Always glad to help.

Well then... I'll be sure to see the extended edition then.

That's very funny!! "Hello" the operator answers. "Yes i think my hunting buddy is dead. You see he just collpased on the ground" "well first make sure he's dead." All of a sudden she hears three gunshots. "OK now what?"

Post the funniest you jokes you know. (sorry in advance if I offend anyone... remember it is just a joke and not to be taken seriously.) Q:What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A:Gifted

LOL That's great, but without him in it, there were a lot of parts that weren't like the book

I would mostly want to get rid of the fear of heights ( I have it ) or the fear wild animals ( don't have that one ).

Welcome back

I saw the movie yesterday and I thought it was the best of all 3. I loved the dead people, but I didn't like how Saruman(sp) was in the movie at all. But besides that the movie rocked

WElcome!! Hope oyu enjoy your time spent here at WFG.

500 all the way!!! Woo-hoo. Time to change my heading.

Cool yard, I wish mine were that big.

That was very cool!!

I guess you ca say that.

That's cool DA. But I'm on for helping your Mom around the house. Make breakfast for her or take her out to eat.

Saddam was captured by Amerian troops today. They found him in a hole outside of Tikrit. Tell me your thoughts.

I'll be sure to find some extra potatoes then

That's cool Av, but for New Years my friends and I are going to build a polish cannon and launch flaming tennis balls at people. Oops, I almost forgot, cant forget about the roman candles

Ya I know Desmond, Arnold has to change that law.

Sorry Desmond, but you got to admit it's pretty funny.