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Ok we'll go for that one instead.

OK, I'll look for the post in gerneral chat in the near future.

That would be cool. But back to the voting suggestion, we get to vote on the topics DA posted earlier and vote fotr member of month. And who would we send our votes to?

Hmmmm... Maybe you should give them real vicious names and well you tell people your pets' names they will think you have some out of control dogs or something and then they'll soon find out that you only have two little harmless birds. It would be really funny.

Sweet!! Hopefully we will reach 500,000 by the end of next year.

They made many pyromanics around the world very sad with the closing of their site.

I think that this is a great idea!! But about the Member of the uear/half year who gets to decide who gets picked?

Welcome!! Hope you enjoy your stay here at WFG.

I celebrated at my grandparents house. We had a good time, some relatives came in from out of state.

I dont want to be the only person posting jokes. Please post.

I hope to work out more and keep up my grades,

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Now lets see here... ummm... lap-top 0(don't know what kind because it's still shipping) cell phone (shipping also) bench press punching bag weights candy money gift cards to best buy and blockbuster clothes basketball shoes 1080: Avalanch for Gamecube House of the Dead III for XBox DVDs: Van Wilder, Bruce Almighty, X-2, and Pirates of the Carabean 311 CD Watch Madden 2004 for PS2

Happy Birthday Klaas! Hope you have many more to come.

Everybody lets wish a Desomnd a happy birthday!!

Classic, but it has already been said.

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Yeah, I'm almost caught up to Desmond.

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Yes, same here, I thought the battle was rushed a little bit and they could have made it better just by following the book more.

Thanks

Yes, great posts and keep them coming.

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Maybe you should be putting this into the jokes forum.