Ok, her's a funny joke: There was this guy and he was in a fatal car accident. When he woke up he found himself lieing in a hospital bed. A couple of minutes later the docter walked in. "I am sorry to tell you this, but we had to amputate your 'man part'" "What!!!!" replied the man. "Oh no don't worry, with todays technology we can replace it with another one. "Ok, great." "Here are some samples." The docotr shows the man the first sample. "That's nice, but do you think we can go bigger" "Ok, here's another one." He shows the guy another sample. "That's good, but I want something thatn will really impress the ladies. "I see, well here's the last one." Show the man the third sample. "Oh, great that'a perfect. But do you have it in white?"