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  1. Oh...... Then i'm going to make like ten members! That was a joke.
  2. Why doesn't WFG delete members that arn't active?
  3. How come I see forum members looking at topics all the time but they never post?
  4. Wow! Almost 5 MB. I'm in the prosses of downloading it.
  5. Okay, nock it off guys.... Our moms have nothing to do with this.
  6. I wanted to be a soccer player but my ankles are...... not doing well.
  7. I found this on NovaWorld. Thank you for calling the United States Army. I'm sorry, but all of our units are out at the moment, or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country, name of organization, the region, the specific crisis, and a number at which we can call you. As soon as we have sorted out the Balkans, Iraq, Korea, China, the Y2K Bug, marching up and down the streets of Washington, D.C., and compulsory "Consideration Of Others" training, we will return your call. Please speak after the tone, or if you require more options, please listen to the following numbers: If your crisis is small, and close to the sea, press 1 for the United States Marine Corps. If your concern is distant, with a temperate climate and good hotels, and can be solved by one or two low risk, high altitude bombing runs, please press 2 for the United States Air Force. Please note this service is not available after 1630 hours, or on weekends. Special consideration will be given to customers requiring satellite or stealth technology who can provide additional research and development funding. If your inquiry concerns a situation which can be resolved by a bit of grey funnel, bunting, flags and a really good marching band, please write, well in advance, to the United States Navy. Please note that Tomahawk missile service is extremely limited and will be provided on a first-come, first-served basis. If your inquiry is not urgent, please press 3 for the Rapid Deployment Force. If you are in real hot trouble, please press 4, and your call will be routed to the United States Army Special Operations Command. Please note that a compulsory credit check will be required to ensure you can afford the inherent TDY costs. Also be aware that USASOC may bill your account at any time and is not required to tell you why, as it will be classified. If you are interested in joining the Army and wish to be shouted at, paid little, have premature arthritis, put your wife and family in a condemned hut miles from civilization, are prepared to work your butt off daily, risking your life, in all weather and terrain, both day and night, and while watching Congress erode your original benefits package, then please stay on the line, Your call will shortly be connected to a bitter passed-over Army Recruiter in an old strip mall down by the Post Office. Have a pleasant day, and thank you again for trying to contact the United States Army.
  8. Now is that why almost every time I go on you're on.... I like swimming.
  9. Nope, Uppy is 10. Well Got to go. See you later.
  10. You can close people and numbers for all I care. But not guess the next poster.
  11. Well according to the poll, i'm the youngest.
  12. I've got one. Two men were walking in a forest when a boar charged at them. 1 man: Run!!!! 2 man: he'll get us, we can't run that fast! 1 man: Say a prayer. 2 man: Okay it's the only one my dad taught me. Lord please make us thankful for what we are about to recieve.
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