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Well... hello to you Adder.

Ah, good one. So there is a class full of blondes at Kansas State Univresity. For one of their assignments they has to go outside and measure the hieght of the flagpole. So they grab a ladder and each one climbs that ladder to learn that it is not high enough. So they start to pile on top over oeach other. The tower of blondes falls and creates a mess of everyone. A smart engineer shows up, pulls that flag pole out of the ground and measures it. He tells the class that it's 28 ft high. As he walks away one blonde turns to another and say "That was mighty nice of that engineer, but wwe were supposed to looking for the hieght not the width."

Well, if TV shows do count The Sopranos theme song is cool. But for a movie I woud have to say Rocky or Bond movies.

Things To Do In An Elevator... When people get on, ask for their tickets. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Mike. How's your day been?" When the doors close, menacingly announce that "It's going to be a bumpy ride." Constantly bounce a tennis ball. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, say "that's mine!" Stand in the corner reading a telephone book, laughing. Take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Turn off the lights in the elevator to "conserve energy." Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." Push your floor button with your nose. Stand alone, and when the doors open tell people trying to get on that the car is full and that they should wait for the next one. Swat at flies that don't exist. Ride naked. Push the top floor button and announce that you tried to kill yourself yesterday but the other building wasn't high enough. Talk to people about the "golden age of elevators in the 50's." Jump rope. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. Ask, "Did you feel that? I felt a rumble."

It's fun just noticing how people do things. Sometimes I watch people run and it's pretty hilarious. Other than that I just really like to check out the ladies.

Any movie that has tons of actions, hot girls or is funny. Preverably if it has all three.

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Good story. But that sucks that you got arrested. Why didn't he get busted for pot?

How do you kill an army of Blondes in a sumbarine? Knock on the door. What do you call a dead Blonde in the closet? Last years hide-and-go-seek winner. How do you keep a blonde busy? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

I said just keep them to scale.

Jesus, Moses, and this other guy are playing golf. Moses approaches the tee takes a swing and launches the ball right into the water. Moses walks to the water, parts the "sea" and hits the ball out. Next Jesus approaches the tee. And he too hits it straight into the water. He walks accross the water and hits the ball out. The other guy walks up to the tee, hits the ball, it looks to be going into the water but a fish jumps up and eats the ball. Suddenly a hawk swoops down, grabs the fish, and flies away. When the hawk is over the hole the, fish spits out the ball and the ball lands right in the hole. Moses turns to Jesus and says, "Jesus I hate playing with your dad."

No, they're the size of all the other smilies. They're probally about 1/8 the size of the ones above. I got the smaller ones and I threw in some more smilies too.

Ya, Ive heard that one before. But it's still funny.

No, that's not the real size. On the website there's a large and a normal size the real ones are the size of regular smilies.

Hope these are good.

Very nice Wijit. I will be on the lookout for some 0 AD smilies.

Well, I don't mind if it's late. As long as it gets finished.

Very nice wokr!!! Can't wait to see more.

Looking very nice!! Good work.

1400 posts!!!!! Next stop 1500.

That is great Desmond!!!

So Hilary Clinton goes to heaven and she sees St. Peter and says "Hi." As she look closely she notices that the wall behind St. Peter is covered with clocks. She asks dumbfounded, "What are the clocks for?" "Everytime someone tells a lie the minute hand moves, every sixty lies the hour hand moves." "Well, where would Bill's clock happen to be?" "Oh, God's using it as a fan."

Actual Police Quotes "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." "In God we trust, all others are suspects."

It's an inside joke between some my friends and I.

Here Desmond try this one: Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.