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chichigrande

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  1. Ya, I got a nine minute older brother, that some of you might have met before, and a younger sister that is 2 1/2 years younger. Both are really annoying most of the time and are completely the opposite of me. Both aren't really athletic and are dumb as a brick. Overall we kinda have a good relationship, but sometimes it can be pretty bad.
  2. Two guys walked into a bar. OOWWWWW!!!!
  3. A lot of good ideas here. I'm going say that betrayal is bad Brian, but murder of stealing or anything of that sort is unforgivable in my books.
  4. In the Fake PS3 thread people showed us some pretty amusing items being sold on Ebay. In this thread you post the most amusing items you can find on Ebay. Good luck and good searching. Check out these weird Ebay items: Weird Ebay Items
  5. Confucius Say: Man who stands on toilet high in pot. Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
  6. As Desmond said, your name happens to be Randy, you live the great state of CA, and you plan to take over the world!!!
  7. Did you ever wonder? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change? Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is winning. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Whatever happened to preparations A through G? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  8. I'm with Desomnd on 24, but I enjoy to watch any baseball/basketball/football/hockey programs, The Simpsons (like everybody else), South Park, Chapelle Show, Stand Up Comedy, The Mole, Monster Garage, and Friends. I have way too much time for television.
  9. Welcome!! I hope to see you in the forums.
  10. Of course we will. We're not going to let him get away with poluting the forums of WFG.
  11. It was between Dogs and Cats, but I like cats more. They are less noisy, less messy, and are much more fun to play with.
  12. Well, he doesn't know my password, but I just didn't sign out. I'll be sure to do it from now on.
  13. Good one!! I'll have to do something to completely embarass him.
  14. I really like school. I like hanging out with friends, learning new stuff, and it passes the time. I just have a problem about the homework part.
  15. Of course I wouldn't. I'm still thinking of a way to get back at him, any ideas?
  16. Ahh, the Black Market Japan never ceases to amuse us. Is that really how the PS3 is going to look (Both Pictures).
  17. Thanks Desmond. (So are you saying I would say bad things about WFG?)
  18. Thanks Bobby. Desmond and I will be happy to assist if we are needed.
  19. Whoever read the post in How Well Do You Know Me, by Zezar, before I edited it I am truly sorry. That was my brother. He logged on to my account and posted some stuff. I just want to say that I am really sorry and will try to prevent this from happening again in the future.
  20. Sorry for whoever read this before. That was my brother being stupid. I am really sorry for that.
  21. Is say any word that nobasy knows the definition for and makes you sound really smart will make you feel like a champ.
  22. Looking very good. Can't wait til' the new sites are up and running.
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