Khazun

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Good Job. Ive got 95% on all tests so far. Got 97% on a maths one, and then went bad on a maths one and got 67%, but meh, its only maths.

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He could, I'll tell you what. http://www.exize.com (self plug) will give him 2 months of free hosting on our Bronze Shared Plan. (Donated by Khazy, so if u need hosting, plz buy through me-hehehe)

I was born in 1906, but msn said its an invalid date Anyway, guess my age from that. Hehe, im a crumbler.

Ill try and be on. But im all the way in GMT + 10

lol Matt, heard most of them. The darwin awards website is www.darwinawards.com for those of you who havnt heard of it. The book is great. Perhaps some of my favourite darwin awards entires are: (going off my memory here, so they are heavily abbreviated). 1-A guy decided to take his girlfriend out on a super romatic holiday for the weekend. To keep with the theme, he bought some chocolate body paint. Anyway, the story goes on and htey begin to use the body paint. Unfortunately, the man was first to use it, so where will a man put it to be licked off? Take a guess. Anyway, unfortunately the guy read the label wrong, and instead of microwaving it for 3 seconds on high, he microwaved it for 3 minutes on high before putting it straight onto his genitals. Got some serious burns here (and for all us guys, ouchies) 2-Perhaps another one of my favourites is yet again about a very poot guy. In this story, i will use the names Borris and Bob, to hide the names of the very painful. Borris and Bob worked at the same workplace, and were somewhat friends, but not great friends. It was Bob's last day on the job, and their boss was a d******d, so Bob decided to get him back. When his bos went to the toilet, bob put some superglue around his bosses mug, and then left snickering. Unfortunately, Borris didnt like his boss much either, and saw his bosses unattended coffee mug, and the boss nowhere in site. To py his boss back for being a dickhead, he unzipped his fly, and begun to urinate in his bosses coffee. What Borris did not know was that superglue was on the rim of the cup. When Borris heard his boss coming, he thought he better zip up, but oh-oh, mr winky is stuck on the cup. His boss then comes in, and finds his employee with his @#$% stuck to his coffee mug. Anyway, the story goes on, and to get mr winky saved the poor bugger loses a testicle, and I dont think BOb has told him where the superglue came from. There we have it, 2 of my favourite Darwin Awards. And Today's Joke: ________________________________ *Make a drumroll sound* _________________________________ *Explain to partner why you look like an idiot making a drumroll sound* ________________________________________________________ Ok. One day a guy had just bought a new motorbike, buta few of the rubber thingies were lose, so he took some vacolene to cover it up incase it rained. His girlfriend came home that night and said she wanted to go to her parents for chirstmas dinner. He is a little upset, but he agrees. On arrival,she tells her boyfriend not to say a word. 3 years ago there was a fight over who should do the chirstmas dishes. Nobody wanted to, so it was agreed that the next person to speak does the dishes. The boyfriend walks in and sees piles of dirty dishes. While eating, every one was silent, so the boyfriend decided to have some fun. He lifts his girlfriend up on the table, bangs her and puts her back. The father isnt happy, the mother is gobsmacked and the girl is embarassed. 15 minutes later it was still silent. The boyfriend then grabs the mother, lifts her on the table and bangs her. The father is disgusted, the girlfriend isnt happy and the mother looks a little happier. It then begins to rain. Remembering his motorbike, the boyfriend grabs his can of vasolene and gets up. The father suddenly gets up and screams "Ok Ok, Ill do the bloody dishes" Hehehehehe

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Thanks. One day a blonde was walking down the street, pointed and said 'hey, look at that dog with one eye' The other covered up her right eye and said ;where'. Ill post some better ones later. Do i have to keep them clean?

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O-I got billions of these things in my inbox and my head, most not clean. Anyway, heres one for ya. (Dont whinge if you are blonde, i am and am not whinging) A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him." "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding." "No, mother," you don't understand. "I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!" "Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom. "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars." "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket." "Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?" "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"

Sorry I left (AGAIN). First my Internet got cut off, and then Igot busy with www.exize.com . I know the website kind of stinks, ive been re-designing it as we speak (well, we are not really talking, but im making a new one). Anywyay, Im back. Also, what do we think the prices look like? If you have any firneds that need hosting please, by all means, refer them.

Mighyt as well make my return productive. Why dont we give him a hero in the scn editor of 0ad or TLA (perhaps a bit far?). Why dont we....I have no idea. lol

it sure is. while im not needed ill be prone to doing this

My sense of humor, and ability with people, the fact that I do not need to follow trends/can do something completely 'uncool' yet stay popular.

Welcome to the WFG Community.

Welcome

Sorry I dissapeared so suddenly. Life got a little hectic, and my company got a few clients whom where a bit fussy, so I had to put up with them, then my net went down for a while (btw, my company is @ www.newborndesigns.com ) Well, im here now Sorry about leacing so suddenly.

o well, just give out free condoms, and make people sign papers for a kid lower pop-I dont think people would mind pointless sex

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DA-Please PM me WFG's clarification of Spamming, as to my knowledge I am not spamming.

As I said Chich, I dont want to Otherwise I would

I am quite good. Old coach wanted me to try for asponsorship. enter and win a lot of tournaments.

Tennis

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