Khazun Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 3 hours until my next joke post thecobra1.I might start up a joke site, hehehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldaron Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Agh! Can't wait! [edit] Hey! It's been over 5 hours! O_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Your moma is so old, her Social Security number is 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 21, 2004 Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 Your momma so stupid she failed a blood test! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uppy Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 You guys are weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldaron Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Looool! No they're funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uppy Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 If you say so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldaron Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Hey, we all have different opinions Uppy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 OK, anyways....Yo moma is so dumb, she sat 30 mins looking at an orange juice bottle that said 'consentrate'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Your momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted May 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 Okay, nock it off guys.... Our moms have nothing to do with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 22, 2004 Report Share Posted May 22, 2004 It's just everybodies mom in general.You momma is so stupid she got ran over by as parked car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoggyFrog Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 I see. They're like blonde jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khazun Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 Yes.Sorry about the delay, but here is todays newest joke.The Good old Redneck Sex Test.1. The clitoris is a type of flower.True or False2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.True or False3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.True or False4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.True or False5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.True or False6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.True or False7. Semen is a term for sailors.True or False8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.True or False9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.True or False10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.True or False11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.True or False12. @#$%e is used to catch large fish.True or False13. Coitus is a musical instrument.True or False14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.True or False15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.True or False16. A condom is a large apartment complex.True or False17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.True or False18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.True or False19. A @#$% is a variety of sweet pickle.True or False20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.True or False21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.True or False22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.True or False23. Pornography is the business of making records.True or False24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.True or False25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".True or False Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khazun Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 darned word filter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelBGE Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 Not bad not bad, Alex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argalius Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 How do blondes' braincells die? Alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argalius Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 Well a blond doesn't have many braincells, so if one dies it's pretty alone, you see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argalius Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 Well a blond doesn't have many braincells, so if one dies it's pretty alone, you see.It isn't a very good one, I just ripped it of the internet Sorry double posted it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 Ahh, I think I get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argalius Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 King, are you blond too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 23, 2004 Report Share Posted May 23, 2004 No he's not a blond, even though he likes it. JK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Do you mean 'acts like it'?Lets get back to the jokes, enought about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Fine.-What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his truck?-"Where's my truck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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