Mystic-Al-Bob Posted May 9, 2004 Report Share Posted May 9, 2004 Nobody here who can tell a funny joke?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoggyFrog Posted May 9, 2004 Report Share Posted May 9, 2004 What's brown and sticky?Highlight this post to find the answer.A stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic-Al-Bob Posted May 9, 2004 Report Share Posted May 9, 2004 nice one but don't you have a better one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorian Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 I have one but it's not really suitable for a forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enarwaen Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 A blonde walks down the street - on a lamppost she sees a paper with "Appartment for Rent" ... Interested she stops and knocks on the lamppost ... "Hellooo! Anybody home?"On the other side of the street a blonde policewoman watches the blonde's antics and decides to go over and find out what she's doing."What are you doing? And why are you knocking on the lamppost?"The blonde points at the paper. "It says Appartment for Rent - but there's nobody home"The policewoman examines the lamppost ... then says "Impossible, there must be someone home - the lights are on ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic-Al-Bob Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 that was a double-joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorian Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 Blonde jokes are great, expecially the long ones... I've got one but I've got to go now, I'll say it later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic-Al-Bob Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 I'm looking forward to the joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 10, 2004 Report Share Posted May 10, 2004 Here's a funny one.A scientist decides to go to Africa and study the native tribes. So he finds a tribe he likes and stays with them for awhile. One day the Chief's wife gives birth to a white baby. So the Chief goes up to the scientist and says "My wife just gave birth to a white baby. Seeing how you are the only white man I have ever seen, you must be the father." The scientist replies, "No, you see, this a natural occurence in nature. It's called an Albino." The scientist points at a herd of sheep. "See how that one sheep is black and all the other sheep are white." So the Chief replies, "If you don't tell anyone about the sheep I won't tell anyone about the baby." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted May 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 Hahaha, good one. See I knew you people knew some good ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic-Al-Bob Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 nice oneare ther some more ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 11, 2004 Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 Lets see here....think. Hmmm.... I have though of a good one.Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted May 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2004 Ha, thats a good on too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman said, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?" Bush said, "We're planning World War III." The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman." The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!" Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argalius Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Haha, very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic-Al-Bob Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 that's really ghoulishI still have to read the joke before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorian Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Oh my life is so busy, I'l try and find some time to get my joke in later.Finally some free time: A blonde walks into an electronics store where they sell loads of random electronics like TVs and Dishwashers. Anyway she started wondering around for a while when someone asked if they could help. The blonde said can I have that TV set and the worker said no you're blonde. The blonde walked out and came in the next day whith her hair dyed blue and asked for the same one, she was refused again because the worker said she was blonde. Next day she came in with red her and again she was refused. She asked how the worker knew she was blonde. He replied with "you're pointing at a microwave". My friend told me that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Taa haa. Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldaron Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Splendid Desmond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argalius Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 A blonde walks into an electronics store where they sell loads of random electronics like TVs and Dishwashers. Anyway she started wondering around for a while when someone asked if they could help. The blonde said can I have that TV set and the worker said no you're blonde. The blonde walked out and came in the next day whith her hair dyed blue and asked for the same one, she was refused again because the worker said she was blonde. Next day she came in with red her and again she was refused. She asked how the worker knew she was blonde. He replied with "you're pointing at a microwave". My friend told me that one. I know that one too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted May 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Good one Desmond, I think that was the best one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 14, 2004 Report Share Posted May 14, 2004 Two blondes walked into a bar.Owww!Always a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted May 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2004 I've got one. Two men were walking in a forest when a boar charged at them.1 man: Run!!!!2 man: he'll get us, we can't run that fast!1 man: Say a prayer.2 man: Okay it's the only one my dad taught me. Lord please make us thankful for what we are about to recieve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argalius Posted May 14, 2004 Report Share Posted May 14, 2004 Muhaha, nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uppy Posted May 15, 2004 Report Share Posted May 15, 2004 That was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.