TheCobra1 Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 This is a place where you post jokes.Joke it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeOptimist Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 What is black and white and red all... just kidding Last words of a mathematician: "And now we divide by zero." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelBGE Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 What is green and black and runs through the forest ?3 pies in leatherjackets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted April 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Come on guys, you know more then that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoggyFrog Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 What's pink and fluffy?Highlight this post to find the answer.Pink fluff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted April 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Ha, thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeOptimist Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Nice trick, SoggyFrog B-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argalius Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Well it isn't a joke, but this movie is really funnyhttp://www.lol.nl/upload/sterrenbeelden/Fi...9catattack.mpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelBGE Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Man that cat should be beat up. What is green and is in China ?My blue bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argalius Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 What is green and is in China ?My blue bike. I knew that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted April 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Blue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argalius Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Blue?It's a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 Why did the chicken cross the road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted April 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 Oh, I know this one I know it. Umm. To fry some eggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted April 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 Lol, www.chickenjoke.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturgeonSurgeon2000 Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 George Orwell says:Becuase the government had fooled him into thinking he was doing it of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interists.Buddha's Answer is:If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeOptimist Posted April 8, 2004 Report Share Posted April 8, 2004 I like my friend Red08's signature line, which includes:"They told me I was gullible, so I believed them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enarwaen Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 A Wife is often visited by her lover, while her husband is at work. One day her 8 year old son is hiding in the adjacent closet - just to see what they are up to.Suddenly the husband returns from work unannounced. Terrified the wife hides her lover in the closet as well ...Son: It's dark in here!Man: ... yeah ... Son: I've got a football.Man: Good for you!Son: Do you wanna buy it?Man: No thank you!Son: My dad's outside ...Man: Ok, how much ?Son: 250 bucks!A week later - the same scenario ... Son and the Man in the same closet.Son: It's dark in here!Man: ... yeah ...Son: I've got soccer shoes.Man: (remembers, sighs) ... how much?Son: 500 bucks!The next weekend the father wants to play soccer with his son ...Son: Sorry Dad, i've sold all my soccer gear ...Dad: What? How much ...Son: 750 bucks!Dad: Thats outrageous! You're cheating your friends. Thats many times more than what the stuff was worth! You'll instantly go to church and repent your sins!Father takes his Son to church - puts him into the confessional and shuts the door ...Son: It's dark in here!Priest: Stop that bullsh** !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 7, 2004 Report Share Posted May 7, 2004 What's the difference between a dead lawer in the middle of the raod and a dead squirrel in the middle of the road?The skid marks before the squirrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted May 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2004 Hahahah, those are good ones. I'm not a big joke person so I don't know very many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 8, 2004 Report Share Posted May 8, 2004 I know plenty of jokes, but most are inapropriate for the forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorian Posted May 8, 2004 Report Share Posted May 8, 2004 I saw this is someones signature once...Do your friends think you're gulliable? If they do click here to see if you really are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Op Posted May 8, 2004 Report Share Posted May 8, 2004 I don't get it, it keeps sending me to the blasted forum index. How is this supposed to prove that I'm gulliable? *Attempts once more* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeOptimist Posted May 8, 2004 Report Share Posted May 8, 2004 A funny joke that I read about is something like "Click here to keep an idiot busy for hours". The link leads nowhere Read more on the Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_keep_an_idiot_busy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 8, 2004 Report Share Posted May 8, 2004 Ahh, I see. Well, there's this one website where it actually tells you that you are an idiot for visiting their website. It's pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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