King Tutankhamun

Hehehehe that is funny. Also here: http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/lyinking.gif

I get it! Not that funny though.

Hello Lorian, and welcome to Wildfire Games!

Huh, I don't get it.

One day a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said "don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00." The man figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, and avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he @#$%ed into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights, and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And ... if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better.

Well, your real name is Randy. You live in the great state of California. You like Lord of the Rings. And you are a cool person.

To add to that, there is someone now who is selling pictures and info about it . http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=11321

OK I got some great ones: Things you learn about computers from the movies: 1. Word processors never display a cursor. 2. You never have to use the space-bar when typing. 3. All monitors display 2-inch high letters. 4. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA and the CIA, have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces. 5. Those that don't will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English. 6. Corollary: You can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard. 7. You can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS." Viruses cause temperatures in computers, just like they do in humans. Eventually, smoke billows out of disk drives and monitors. 8. All computers are connected, so you can access the information on the villain's desktop computer, even if it's turned off. 9. Powerful computers beep whenever keys are pressed or the screen changes. They also slow down the output on the screen so that it doesn't go any faster than the audience can read it. The *really* advanced ones emulate the sound of a dot-matrix printer as the characters come across the screen. 10. All computer panels have thousands of volts and flash pots just underneath the surface. Malfunctions are indicated by a bright flash, a puff of smoke, a shower of sparks, and an explosion that forces you backward. (see #7, above) 11. People typing away on a computer always turn it off without saving the data. 12. A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password in two tries. 13. Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function. 14. Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. In the movies, modems transmit data at two gigabytes per second. 15. When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the control panels will explode, as will the entire building. 16. If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it also disappears from the screen. There are no ways to copy a backup file -- and there are no undelete utilities. 17. If a disk has got encrypted files, you are automatically asked for a password when you try to access it. 18. No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it'll be readable by any system put into it. 19. The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has. However, everyone must be brilliant, since the buttons are never labeled. 20. No matter how small, computers have reality-defying three-dimensional, real-time, photo-realistic animated graphics capability. 21. Laptops always seem to have amazing real-time video phone capabilities and the performance of a CRAY-MP. 22. Whenever the person looks at a monitor, the image is so bright that it projects itself onto his/her face. 23. Computers never crash during key, high-intensity activities. 24. Humans operating computers never make mistakes under stress.

What is the name of your website, Chris?

Yes, to scale ships would be a great impact to the worldness of the game. Then would it mean everything else would have to be to scale?

Don't worry everyone, I sneaked up behind his bro and did a quick punch on his shoulder. He was confused. I am sure that it won't happen again, because now his brother knows.

Engaing in discussion of piracy of music, software and other items is in violation of the CG's. Also please try to improve your grammar.

I really enjoy 24, CSI, COPS, 10-8, and Survivor.

Or confusing old substitutes (that happened today). We threw metal ninchucks on the celing, it was great.

Nice you made it here, Welcome.

Here is a website about it. http://home.btconnect.com/hgi/ps3/ All the images and more are on there. This is a great one!

You post much more maturely than Chris, so I knew it wasn't you . Your brother also was on MSN and said **** ***, if you know what I mean. We will all punch Chris 100 times his age at school tomorrow.

Yes that is a good one. It is US $506,433.00 ! Amazing, I doubt anyone will really pay for it. Look at the crazy controller.

Ok, I take your word.

Good Show!

Matt, be more careful with the passwords. Thank you Ryan for telling me this.

I'm afraid I have not seen those at the Zoo. Of my lizard, 3 cats, dog, 2 hermit crabs, 2 birds I can't pick a single favorite. I voted null.

Sardonic Posthumous Umm there are many more good ones, can't think of any.

I agree, they are neat. I would like giant rodents to train to pull a trailer all around town with me in it.

Don't worry it will be closer than you think. Stop by the 0ad community to learn more about the game, and even make some sugestions and see other fans talk about it.