chichigrande Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 I can't think of any... ARGGGGGG!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted May 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 Think harder hurry up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Op Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 What's a pirate's favorite month?MAAARRRRRch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 What time of day is the perfect time to go to the dentist?Tooth:Hurty (2:30) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 Think harder hurry upDon't you mean, think HARRRRder @ matt, I would've used that one too, but it's the classic original Pirate joke (along with the movie that's rated ARRR) and everyone knows that, so I didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldaron Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 Lol... HilAAARRRRious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoggyFrog Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 I'll take a stab at a lame pirate joke, if I may.What kind of a work does a pirate like?YARRRRRdd work. It's all in the YAAARRRd. And it might be hARRRRd...Fear the pirate joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted May 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 I don't get it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 I think that's enough of the Pirate jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quacker Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Wait, no more pirate jokes? ARRRRRgh.That egg joke is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 What do you name a dog with no hind legs and metal testicles?Sparky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Who does a pirate enjoy listening to?Pedro del MARRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 what do pirates ride?cAAAAARRRRR's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EKen132 Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 No they ride pirate ships you idiot.How 'bout they're fav fast food? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 chipotle is their favourite fast food. you idiotyou are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clodhopper Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 You like chipotle too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EKen132 Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 JK Sam, that was a joke. It's Aaaarby's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted August 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 Wow, this is still going??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 I got onewhat is a pirates favourite subject?ARRRRT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khazun Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Hey Guys.Just to stray off topic a bit.Many of you asked about Khazun's joke site. It is nearly, almost, positively done.I just need somebody who is wiling to buy 1-2 small ads on the site to help me buy a better script, or somebody who knows php to write me something half decent, and it will be online (refer to appox page 5 from when I mentioned this.)Just PM me if interested.Since we are on a trail of lame jokes, let me post my best lame joke.What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?A: Where is my Tractor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_08 Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Pirate pichere's a funny pirate pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted August 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Q: Why did the pirate go on vacation? A: He needed some ARR and ARR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clodhopper Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Here's one called: NewSpeak Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC (now officially the European Union, or EU) the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study of ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments. European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult; for example, "cough", "plough", "rough", "through" and "thorough". What is clearly needed is a phased program of changes changes to iron out these anomalies. The program would, of course, be administered by a committee staff at top level by participating nations. In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest using "s" instead of the soft "c". Sertainly sivil servants in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the hard "c" could be replaced by "k" sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made with one less letter. There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year, it was announsed that the troublesome "ph" would henseforth be written "f". This would make words like "fotograf" twenty persent shorter in print. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be pekted to reash the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the removal of double letters which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. We would al agre that the horible mes of silent "e"'s in the languag is disgrasful. Therefor we kould drop thes and kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing "th" by "z". Perhaps zen ze funktion of "w" kould be taken on by "v", vitsh is, after al, half a "w". Shortly after zis, ze unesesary "o" kould be dropd from words kontaining "ou". Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor trubls, dificultis and evrivun vud find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drems of the Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoggyFrog Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 spektakulr! zat vaz an egselent jok, clodhopr. i supoz i wil giv mi first rep poynt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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