DarkAngelBGE Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate.Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling incidents.101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth or eye socket.5 Australians were injured last year in accidents involving out of control scalextric cars.3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue.142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts.58 Australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.and finally:8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep (passing out) while throwing up into the toilet.---Merry Christmas Australia ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shogun 144 Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 hmmm...... That sure is an awful lot of Christmas incidents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 IS that true? Seems like a lot of problems down under. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Maybe you should be putting this into the jokes forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Op Posted December 23, 2003 Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Nice one Tim. Post this in the joke theard so chichigrande isn't the only person to post jokes there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelBGE Posted December 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2003 Lol, I don't consider it to be a joke. Although some are quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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