Mythos_Ruler Posted December 6, 2003 Report Share Posted December 6, 2003 HAN SOLO thunders into the stadium in the Millennium Falcon. The crowd goes wild. Escorted by his trusty sidekick, CHEWBACCA, he decends the ramp to the squared circle."Well, Chewie, this looks like a good hiding spot from Jabba the Hut and those bounty hunters," says Han.Chewbacca replies, "Ung Ung Argh." (Wookie:English translation: Why do you keep talking to me in English, when I have no clue what you're saying? By the way, I just took a dump on the Princess Leia picture taped to the ceiling over your bunk. Don't ask me how I managed that, but I did. That $%@$# annoys the %$@#$ out of me. Oh, and you don't know this yet, but she's Luke's sister. It's sooooo obvious. I could tell way back on the Death Star. And I thought you shot Greedo first. Coulda swore... Oh well.")Just then, into the stadium strolls INDIANA JONES, complete with bullwhip and fedora hat. By his side is his trusty sidekick, SHORT ROUND."You better watch your back Doctor Jones. Short Round says his Pinchers of Peril are broken," says Short Round, as usual: talking about himself in thrid person. (English:Wookie translation: Argh Ung Ugh.)"That's alright Short Round," says Indy, "Fortune and Glory, kid. Fortune and Glory."Han motions to Short Round, "Hey kid! Where did you dig up this old fossil?""Isn't that my line?" chimes in Indy."Hey buddy! You call him Doctor Jones!" replies Short Round to Han's taunt."My professional name," says Indy, grinning at the camera."Ugh Ung Ung!" Says Chewie.And the HEAT is on!Who will win this match between two icons of the silver screen. Who has the biggest EGO?!Two men enter. One man leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted December 6, 2003 Report Share Posted December 6, 2003 Old skool Indy would beat Han Solo anyday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Op Posted December 6, 2003 Report Share Posted December 6, 2003 Indy always wins, he'll send Chewie to a bloody death (the big tough guy in the Indy movies always dies a bloody death). While Indy and Han duke it out, Short Round makes the Falcon's auto turrent fire on Han. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolas Posted December 7, 2003 Report Share Posted December 7, 2003 Hon Solo would beat inde [acualy the Milliniom Falcon would],but he would blow himself up in the prosess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeZar Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Indiana Jones... I really dont know what that HAN is ...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeOptimist Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Indiana Jones... I really dont know what that HAN is ...! Han Solo is the pirate/mercenary in Star Wars played by Harrison Ford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quacker Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Never was much of a Star Wars fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeOptimist Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Never was much of a Star Wars fan. Pretty much same here, I've watched the first one a few times and the others once or twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 Han Solo would win, all he has to do is get Chubacca to attack Indiana Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
last samurai Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 indiana jones is the greatest movie hero of all time, of course he would win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 I also said Indy, he has 'street smarts' compared to Han. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Op Posted March 31, 2004 Report Share Posted March 31, 2004 Plus Indy won't wait til he gets shot to fire back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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