EKen132 Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Hey if you have any jokes, funny stories, or anything humorous, post it here!Our forums need a good place for laughs. To start us off...I found once a list of 144 ways to be annoying, many of them humorous. Here are some excerpts!-Recite the first 100 digits of pi. In binary. Out loud. In public.-Invent your own computer lingo and see if people play along for the sake of not looking ignorant. (Use "CD-RAM", "Calibration Factor", or "Zapping" things. Also make up files like "MEM.EXE" or "EXEC.SYS".-Leave the following on someone's voice mail: "Sir, we're not sure if you wanted us to do it, you know, after what happened. But, we went ahead and did it anyway because we knew how important it was to you. If you don't agree with how we did it, we can probably fix it, although it might cost you extra. We knew this was urgent to you, so call us back immediately, thanks bye."-Call a house at random and remember the phone number. Ask for Gary. When they tell you that there's no Gary there, call a little while later (from a half-hour later to a day later). Do this at intervals about four times. Finally when they're mad and confused, call and say, "this is Gary, are there any messages for me?"-Put signs in people's yards that say "For Sale by owner: Will take first offer"-Whenever someone else is reading a book and they put it down, move the bookmark ahead 3 pages.Alright, that's enough for now. Enjoy, and share! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElfTheHunter Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Invent your own computer lingo and see if people play along for the sake of not looking ignorant. (Use "CD-RAM", "Calibration Factor", or "Zapping" things. Also make up files like "MEM.EXE" or "EXEC.SYS".It works... Had almost my whole school 'learning' things from me until someone who knew the same or more about computers challenge me, I wasn't able to keep a straight face.I'll think of some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeOptimist Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 I recently read a whole web page entitled, "1001 Things to do with Liquid Nitrogen". LOLAmong them was a story of a chemistry student who put liquid nitrogen in a soda bottle (the large kind, 1 liter maybe? can't remember). This was in the school's lab Anyway, the bottle started expanding, because the nitrogen started turning into a gas. He thought it would explode so he put it in the school bathroom, in the sink.It did explode, and nearly/fully ripped apart the sink!! Then the lab professor gets a call from the police saying that one of his students blew up the lab with nitroglycerin.. the police were misinformed But, it gave the professor quite a scare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EKen132 Posted November 14, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Elf great story, Adam might post a similar experience here too that he told me about. Code, that's hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelBGE Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 LOL What does a female Vampire say to another female vampire ?"Until next month!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Op Posted November 14, 2003 Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 Last year when I went on my Freshman retreat to Big Bear, I ate Chinese chicken for dinner. In the middle of the night, I had to throw up but didn't make it and instead, blocked the way into the bathroom. Everyone in my cabin woke up and they dragged my history teacher over to where I threw up. It's became a favorite story for that teacher. He even told my parents whom I didn't tell at all. Wait, I told too much.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EKen132 Posted November 14, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2003 LOL, I like all these stories. This is hilarious. The more good stories their are, the more funny things I'll post. It's a symbiotic relationship . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EKen132 Posted November 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 What, does nothing funny ever happen to anyone?? Come on. All right, I'll post some more funny ways to be annoying !-Order a side of pork rinds with your Filet Mignon.-When someone is talking very excitedly at a restaurant, pick up their plate, hand it to them, and nod gravely. Then just wait until they notice why they are holding their plate.-Make your reservations as "wild" so when your table is ready, the person will say "party wild of 4" or whatever the number. BTW My Godmother and her husband do this! It's funny. -Tell someone that’s wearing slip-ons or Velcro shoes that his or her shoelaces are untied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelBGE Posted November 16, 2003 Report Share Posted November 16, 2003 Lol, Eken. A classic one is to ring someone's house and then just run as fast as you can. Ole' times.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Op Posted November 16, 2003 Report Share Posted November 16, 2003 BTW, if playing CS, get an enemy with low health to jump down a long length and he falls to his death. Everyone always lol's at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelBGE Posted November 17, 2003 Report Share Posted November 17, 2003 Aye Randy. Also if someone has only 1 hp and you throw a grenade after him he will die when the grenade hits his body. I am just rofling when noticing such things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElfTheHunter Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 In Halo, when ppl rush for banshes/tanks/ghosts/warthogs at the beginning of the game, and someone beats you to it throw a sticky grenade on the back. It works really well on warthogs since there's three ppl. I've never done it, but I've had it done to me and I knwo for a fact it pisses people off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 When you are walking throught the locker halls of your school and there are people all around you and out of no where you suddenly stop and the people behind you walk into you. Then you turn around and say to them, "What are you doing? Why are you walking into me?" It is good stuff because it sure does anoy people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelBGE Posted November 18, 2003 Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Hmm..today in English class I had this fart spray, which definately annoyed people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EKen132 Posted November 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2003 Wow... I've never heard of that. Sounds, um... interesting.I gotta post more ways to be annoying, but I don't have enough time right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 Fart spray sounds really cool! Did you know there is also a product called "Crap in a Can", for reals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElfTheHunter Posted November 19, 2003 Report Share Posted November 19, 2003 Hugs!!! Three ways to annoying or be funny with hugs!!!1.) Hug a tree in a public place and keep saying "I love you honey!"2.) Hug random strangers, specially kids because you get their parents mad.3.) Hug someone for very long before letting go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElfTheHunter Posted November 20, 2003 Report Share Posted November 20, 2003 Imagine this scenario, it'd be a funny one:Academy Awards, five actresses are running for Best Actress. Let's say Julia Roberts and Hale Berry (just thinking of names). The presenter opens the note and says "And the winner is... Julia Roberts". The music starts, the camera focuses on Roberts and as she gets up to the steps the presenter says "Just kidding, it really is Hale Berry". I think that would make highlights of the show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quacker Posted November 22, 2003 Report Share Posted November 22, 2003 Ah well, Halle's hotter than Julia, she'd get my vote But that'd be hilarious to see.Yeah, along the lines of that "crap in a can", you can buy fake dog turds, even some that are key hiders Oh man, i was talking with some of my friends about black names, here's some that were mentioned:Abcde (pronounced ab seh dee)Sh*thead (pronounced shih theed)Orangejellow (pronounced or RAN jeh low)Lemonjellow (pronounced leh MAN jeh low, brother to above) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkAngelBGE Posted November 22, 2003 Report Share Posted November 22, 2003 Lol, these are hilarous names, Jordan. I always like to scare people. Like hiding behind a tree and then coming about like a monster "BOAAAHHH!" and scare that jogger to death.Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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