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Quacker

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  1. My bad, it is, i watched it again (shoulda done that the first time ) In that case, it won't be so great...
  2. Like Jason's told me, everyone has a twin somewhere. We were exchanging our pictures and we both looked like someone that we knew.
  3. I know we don't like to brag (well, most of us don't), and people don't like it when we brag, but in this thread you can. I want some goofy accomplishments (if you have any. Goofy being "I burped the ABC's in 10 secs" or something) and some RTS related (can be scn des to artwork to 3d design) accomplisments. Even if you didn't accomplish anything, name something RTS related that you've seriously tried. I can't think of any goofy accomplishments, but in the realm of RTS, i've scenario designed, AI scripted, 3d designed, and tried to make some artwork, which didn't turn out well...
  4. Two Cows Democrat: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Barbara Streisand sings for you. Socialist: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. Republican: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? Communist: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. Capitalism, American Style: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. Democracy, American Style: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government. Bureaucracy, American Style: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain. American Corporation: You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the second one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up. French Corporation: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch. Life is good. Japanese Corporation: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school. German Corporation: You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year. Italian Corporation: You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good. Russian Corporation: You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have. Taliban Corporation: You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. Then you kill them and claim a US bomb blew them up while they were in the hospital. Polish Corporation: You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them. Florida Politics: You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best-looking one. http://www.shoptcs.com/cjp/pol/17.htm
  5. Wow, thats sweet. La Hire and Robin Hood as Aragorn and Legolas were perfect picks Tell him good luck
  6. Not bad, nice to see some footage from BfME. The horses look kinda gay when they run tho. BTW Tim, that's not Gandalf sending out a nova, i'm pretty sure its Sauron being defeated.
  7. I like that idea, but lets change it abit. Instead of levels, how about only "Elite" units (as noted by concept art) can get the instant kill attribute?
  8. Icy makes a good point, but IMO, some of these features need to be implemented. This is the 2nd or more good idea i've heard that i've seen someone reply "gameplay vs. realism". Yes, some of them can be done without, but since we're trying to do what little have done, i think we should seriously consider a lot of these ideas.
  9. Bah, i don't have 1,000, and DA only has so much because he posts in just about every topic... It was like that in DGDN, when we reached 5,000 forum posts, Tim had 1/5 of them <_<
  10. I'm a pretty safe kid, no real accidents, cept a sprained ankle and a chipped tooth(one of my teeth is 1/2 real 1/2 cap)...both of which were caused by me trying to do something stupid to my little bro This really isn't an accident, but one time i slept-walked to our laundry room and peed on my sister's horse blanket. Couldn't remember anything about it tho...
  11. ok, then the Saves folder should be fine User.ini also has your username info. Check the bottom of the file.
  12. Go to your install folder, check out "old.user.190.ini" or something like that, copy/paste everything in that to your "user.ini", make sure your old Saves folder is re-copied to the new location.
  13. The game dev is trying to implement an outstanding AI so squads of humans can play coop on missions. The authentication servers are down for AA, so you can't play or upload stats or anything...that stinks, cuz I got a shaweet 93% on my first try for the exam.
  14. Believe me, it is. Just don't get upset when you die and don't respawn, if you're dead, you're dead till the end of the round. Lt. Skitz with 28 honor Lt.Ritz with 10 honor, my brother, just started playing last night.
  15. I tried the patch, but on mine and my brother's PC's it had an error installing, so i'm getting the full version... Hey CO, whats your AA username/honor?
  16. Hey Brian, i've heard of you before from Bobby, so i kinda "know" you already. Welcome to WFG
  17. Just a little insight, wisdom and knowledge are not the same. Everytime you say wisdom up above, knowledge is a better word. Wisdom, imo, is a spiritual knowledge of God and the Bible.
  18. 133, i've taken this test before, a long while ago.
  19. Agreed with iNt. Reminds me, i've got an itch to play some AoK...
  20. Lol akya, you've got more respect than a lot of girls i know
  21. IMO, 0AD's towers should be taller in proportion to units than AoK/M, maybe 5 times the unit's height.
  22. Both of the new moderators are a great asset to this team
  23. You should change your name to Gepetto rather than Jason "Its a little wooden puppet" I'm with the 3d designers here. I'm no good with making pictures and stuff, but i can 3d-design. I'm currently working on a British Fiat 500, will finish it hopefully by December. I've totally finished the exterior, so i'd say 50-60% done.
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