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Clodhopper

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    Ok, I have one!

    One fine summer day in Alabama, a young, haughty lawyer was duck hunting. He had been hunting all morning with no luck, when suddenly a duck flew up right in front of him. By freakish chance, he managed to shoot the bird, but it landed in a field on the other side of a fence. He ran over and clumsily scrambled over the fence, only to find a farmer in his way. "Watcha doin' boah?" he said in his gruff, Southern accent.

    "I'm getting my duck, old man!"

    "It's in my prop'ty, boah. It's mine."

    "Listen, old man, do you know who I am? I can sue your pants off!"

    At that point the farmer started to laugh.

    "Hahaha! You don't no much about this place, do ya? Around here we go by the three-kick rule. I kick you three times and you kick me three times, until one of us gives up!"

    "Fine, I'll do it!"

    The farmer grinned and swung his leg back. The first kick got the lawyer in the stomach, doubling his over. The second kick went to the groin, flattening him, and the third kick just about took his nose off. Spitting blood out of his mouth, the lawyer picked himself up and growled, "Okay, you old coot, now it's my turn!" The farmer looked down on him and said, "Nah, I give up, you can have the duck."

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