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1,388!!!!! Yay!! Lol.

Hey! When I'm I'll try it! Lol.

You are so gross! Chelsey IS NOT my gf, young man! When I get home I am going to need to have a word with you. Lol. yeah, that one throwing up on yourself was inspired by that one part in "Signs", remember, Joe?

Yay! 1,378!!!

Lol. As you can tell, I was pretty bord! Lol. Anyway, this is for all you guys. I want your HONEST opinions. Lol.

belated!!!!! Sounds like you had an awesome time!

I'm french! I'm french! lol. Yes, I think snails are rather good. At the person above me: No, this article is not real. Matt (Clodhopper) and I wrote it.

Lol! Yes yes, of course! Lol. @Dnas: Do they honestly eat frogs??? Gross!!!!!!!

master plan? Well..... I want to become a voice actress this year!!! Lol. Is that what you mean?

Lol. I don't have anything against China! I just thought it would be funny to make a story about Amercia sending cats to China because Chinese eat cats. Hahaha.

Lol. What are "gattos" the Chinese way of saying cat or somethin'? Lol. Yeah, after Matt and I finished writing this artical, I read it to my mom and she was laughing really hard.

Oh, I fergot to say that it is totally not true (As you might have already guessed) and Matt and I created it!!!!!!! Lol. Yeah, a lot of people are saying that the comedians have been very busy this week. Lol.

He even shot Dakota Fanning while she was hunting Tom Cruises!

America Sends Thousands of Cats to China Recently, Congressman Fristish McBooger announced to thousands of Americans that he, the president of Cats for China, and his organization were shipping cats to China to help feed the millions of homeless and starving. When confronted by the question of donated his own cat, McBooger denied that he ever had a cat at all. This statement, however, was discovered to be untrue, because he and his grey and white tabby cat, Fristish Jr, had posed in Zoo Children not three months before. McBooger then claimed he had borrowed the cat from his next door neighbor, Bridget Glip, but will not release any veterinarian information supporting this claim. The cats will be sent to China in approximately three months, with more than 300 drop-off points across the United States. When interviewed, Cats for China worker Amy Anderson comments, “They’re coming in faster than we can pack them, now, thanks to generous citizens. We finally had to take the ‘Cat bacon’ and ‘Kitty sticks’ and rename them both ‘Cat ham,’ just to be more time efficient.” Anderson also says that nothing goes to waste; even the fat is used to make candles for their fundraiser store. “Everything we don’t use here gets packed into cubes, soaked with the dirty fat, and shipped to the closest electrical plant to be burned as fuel,” says Samuel Anderson, Amy’s brother, “And just because our plan president is dishonest does not mean that we are.” If you would like to donate to this chivalrous cause, please send your cat to: 5232 East Valleyway Avenue, Liberty Lake, Washington, 99218 Cats for China will take care of the packing, shipping, and distribution of the food. Pictures will be released later.

Oooooo! Lastnight my mom and I watched the figure skating in Olymipcs and it so happens that the day before one Italian dude dropped the girl and she was soooooo mad at him! After the dance she was one the ice staring daggers at him with her hands on her hips. Lol. It was really funny to watch. Anyway, lasnight they danced and they got first place!!!

Ugh! I don't get a four day vacation!!! Not fair not fair!!!

Well..... we can't really watch the Olympics 'cause we don't have TV and the recpetion sucks in my room or anywhere in the house. Yup!

Hey, hey, hey!!! to Wildfire Games!!!

Yeah, that is very true. Have you seen the one when Strong Bad does modeling? I was laughing so hard on that one. I read an interview with the dude who does that whole site and he does all the voices!!! Isn't that amazing? I greatly admire people like that. Anyway, I might get into voice acting soon! I'm trying to convince my brother (TheCobra1) to do it with me. Hahaha. It would be so much fun!

Hot Dog of Doom!!!

Ugh! I absolutly hate Strong Bad! Lol. Yes, Homestar has provided hours of harmless entertainment. Lol. Okay, so maybe not hours....... My brother Andy can do his voice and me makes me laugh to much! It's awesome.

HomestarRunner! Yay! hahaha. Check out this AWESOME link: click here Anyway, just wanted to let ya'll know that I am a HUGE fan of Homestarrunner and I think he pretty muchs rocks out!

Yup that was it! I gave a friend names Ruth my password and username 'cause one time our computer broke down and I wanted her to check my mail on here so she did and I never changed my password so she used that to make a post on my account! I'm not sure why though because she has her own account on here but she never uses it. Well, she did a little while ago.

Master Fluff (Nice name. Hahaha).

Ugh! I hate those in ear headphones. They never stay in my ears.