SturgeonSurgeon2000

AAaaahhhhh!!! I'm...I...can't...gasp...delete..that..post....before I*choke*...*gasp, gurgle*

Ah, your finally back, welcome....The Prophet.

Welcome to the forums, Fyhuang!

Probably some sort of computer parisite.

I'll bet my brother's cat is 2x as heavy! It's the stomach, you know. P.S. That cat looks comfortable!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a true story from Matthew Osborne. Horrible and dramatic as it is, I say again, it is true. Brothers and Sisters, I had a dream. I had a dream that I was feeling sick. I then woke up and vomited on the floor. Brothers and Sisters, I had awaken. My Mother and Father came and helped me clean it up. Being late at night, I then crawled into bed, only to get stung by a hornet. Brothers and Sisters, I end my story.

Nice Image! Welcome to the forums! P.S. Your Engish has nothing wrong with it.

what up dude it took you a long time to come here. Welcome

You've never tasted skittes? tsk tsk!

Definitely not Adolf, I don't think he was a jerk, 'cause he knew what he was doing. He was evil. Abraham Lincoln is the real jerk.

*sniff* I love happy endings!

Acctually, my town used to have nuclear missles stored in a silo: just in case the Russians attacked or something.

There's nothing much that makes my hometown special, except the Hallet house, build by Stanley Hallet, or Hallet Stanley - I can't remember. :-(

My Dad says that America has plenty of oil to support itself, but fanatical enviromentalists keep oil rigs from starting work.

"Us Celts"??? You're Celt? You've got to be kidding! Acctually, my oldest brother's fellow employee is Viking.

I prefer Pepsi, because coke turns my teeth to mush. But, if coke is the only beverage at the moment, then I will drink it anyway, just because it is soda.

Why's that?

13. 14 on 'Tober 1st.

Happy 31st Birthday Enarwaen!

I can imagine, but all the bills he has to pay probably forces him to raise his prices.

Wow! Hmmmmm....Well, I'd guess the Civil War, that is, the War of Northern Aggression. I would've wanted the South to win.

Haha! I like the one about the Rapid Deployment Force!

Tell me, why is it that you guys closed the topic when CheeZy was the thread starter?

Same with me

I don't think so...Chinese and muslim holidays are very odd.