Paal_101
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Mercedes (with Windows)
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arrested for illegal
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"Bad Haircut" Gates
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of acrobatic monkeys
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Welcome
BTW, its Ms. Akya
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Gladiator - Honor Him
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randomly exploding hairpiece
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First point don't run, they can run over twice as fast as you can
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. Upon arrival Fatman
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I heard that if you get attacked by a Bear that if you fake dead that they'll leave you alone...Is that true??
Living in bear country, and having seen dozens, I can tell you its not so much "dead" rather than curled up. When playing dead, the point is to pull your legs up to your chest to protect your vital organs, because if you have to play dead, you are in DEEP crap. Playing dead is not far from the real thing, because its the last ditch thing you do when a bear charges you. It increases your chances of surviving a bear mauling by making it slightly harder for the bear to claw or chew at you guy. But really after that point the best you can do is PRAY!!!
Fortunately despite several encounters with bears at under 100 feet I can say they are way more likely to run than come after you, but if there is food or their cubs are around, VAMOS lol
But 99% of the time, they'll take off. That's not to say you should go feed them, cause then they become ultra-dangerous. -
made of glass
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What is the funniest commercial you've ever seen? Here are some of mine:
Nike commercial of several years ago - A POV of a guy running after a track star through people's houses, yards, down streets, eventually bumping into a guy juggling chainsaws. Commercial ends with "you" screaming with your arms up in front of your face as the chainsaws fall towards you. The frame freezes and says "Continued at nike.com" or "Continue?", something like that
Probably my favorite commercial of ALL time! I laughed everytime I saw it, unfortunately they stopped showing it years ago KIA commercial - Two guys hope into there KIA with an urn, which they buckle up in the back seat. Voiceover of ol guy reading his will saying "I wish for my nephews Ben and Matt to scatter my ashes at the summit of the Eagle Park Trail." They drive like maniacs up the side of the hill, bouncing off rocks and fording rivers. At the top they stand on a ledge and open the urn, one little bit of ash flies out and they quickly look inside and then at eachother in horror. One says "Uncle Carl..." and the commercial ends with one of them using a Dirt Devil to vacuum up the ash covering the back seat of the KIA
LOL I love that, unfortunately not shown in this serious day and age.....why can't people loosen up????LOL anyway, those are my faves
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Scorpions and snakes, although with a pitchfork or a hockey stick you could do a lot of damage
I'm not afraid of big canivores, they can kill you quick, but snakes and scorpions kill you slowly or leave you paralyized.....
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Spatha's rock, both Roman and Celtic versions.
Another weapon I like is the Mainz style gladius, one with the wasp-waisted blade
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from Future Shop
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Oh the Dacians are coming, trust me
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Its always used, but I'd have to say "mature".....
obviously haven't seen me on Friday night 
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want to go
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Success for me would entail being the best person I can be and working to the benefit of others.
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illegal Furbies from
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LOL a little historian competition. Now obviously there are a couple legends in the Roman section, clearly marked. Anyone object to those? IMHO I think the legends help us understand how the ancients thought and what they valued
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via Hubble Space-Telescope
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Daredevil - Wake Me Up Inside
One song I want to find is Clubbed to Death, its in The Matrix when Neo and Morpheus are walking down the street and all the people are walking the other way. Then Morpheus says "Look again" and Smith is there with a gun.
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