SoggyFrog Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 I don't think this has been said, I read through... Only dead baby joke I could remember.What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?One dead baby nailed to ten trees.I hope it isn't too cruel. And making images... Never mind me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khazun Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 It is time for Khazy's newest joke.How to Please Your I.T. Department01. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.02. Don't write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here.03. When an I.T. person says he's coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won't be there when we need your password. It's nothing for us to remember 700 screen saver passwords.04. When you call the help desk, state what you want, not what's keeping you from getting it. We don't need to know that you can't get into your mail because your computer won't power on at all.05. When I.T. support sends you an E-Mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're just testing.06. When an I.T. person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts right out. We exist only to serve.07. Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.08. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it.09. When something's wrong with your home PC, dump it on an I.T. person's chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle.10. When an I.T. person tells you that computer screens don't have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument.11. When an I.T. person tells you that he'll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: "And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?" That motivates us.12. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.13. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.14. Don't learn the proper term for anything technical. We know exactly what you mean by "My thingy blew up".15. Don't use on-line help. On-line help is for wimps.By the way, My jokesite opens soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rohirwine Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 What is the precise definition of I.T. (i got they are the computer guys, who help us out of troubles, but i didn't know the acronim... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldaron Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Post a link to ur site when it's completed Khazun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 And now for the pirate jokes Q: What's a pirate's favorite movie?A: ARRRRRRRmageddon LOL I love these so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 What's a pirate's favorite place to eat-ARRRRby's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Haha, funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 What's a pirate's favorite video game?FARRRRR Cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 What military did the pirates join?The ARRRmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 What’s a pirate’s favorite country? AARRRRGentina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 What Star Wars character is really a pirate? AARRRR-2 D-2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Where did the pirates sail?To ARRRibia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Why did the pirate go to jail?He was ARRRRested :pirate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 What did the pirate shoot with at someones head?An ARRRRow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Who is a pirate's favorite Lakers player?Kareem Abdul JabAARRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 What poison did the pirates use?ARRRsenic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Ok, a slightly lame one here Which game developer is a pirate's favorite?WildFiARRRRR Games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tutankhamun Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 What did the pirate major in?ARRRt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Who is a pirate's favorite hero?CzAARRRR Peter the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Who is frequently visited by pirates?Black ARRRRP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted May 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 Hi, whats the latest joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 So one day a guy walks into a bar with a stearing wheel in his pants. He sits down at the bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks, "What's with the stearing wheel in your pants."The guy replies, "It's driving me nuts!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted May 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 Hahahah, thats a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichigrande Posted May 28, 2004 Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 I know. I have to think of some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCobra1 Posted May 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2004 Hurry hurry.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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