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Facts' alpha 29 feature list (Suggestion #8)


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Hi. I am back,

This is an exhaustive feature list. Features not listed here, won't be added to the game.

 

Alpha 29 will start with a C. I propose the name Canta Slaus, a well known leader who enslaved the elves (archer civilization).

 

1. Christmas Tree: No more of this tech tree bs. Now we have a Christmas tree. It has no perks. It is simply a jpeg of a Christmas tree (Maybe png if time allows)

2. Children: I think this a civilization we should add. They can only train worker units and they have no combat abilities since children should not touch dangerous items. -10% worker speed, -10% food upkeep. They can be enslaved by other civs.

3. Crapper: Ok, so you are telling me that I have 100s of units who eat 50 food and don't use the toilet? I have never seen them poop. I think they are holding it and this is destroying their efficiency. We should add crappers.

4. Courage: Britons dogs are a bit boring. We should replace them with Courage the Cowardly dog.

 

I am also willing to add any feature from the Comment section.

I hope this update will bring everyone back. The lobbies are slow and I don't recognize anyone anymore. 

 

cheers,

facts

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Common STDs should also be added, I understand they were a real problem in the field.

I agree. My soldiers always get frisky to increase my population faster. I think we should nerf this by adding STDs so they think twice. Likewise, we should add Contraceptive methods like Condoms to prevent the spread of such STDs.

 

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Can we also include sore feet (inf) and sore butts (cav)?

 I can add Cushions for sore butts. I am not sure about sore feet.

 

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berries should be replaced with cookies with a gather rate of 15 so that the citizen soldiers become chubby.

Good idea. I will also add Cocaine bushes that look the exact same to spread Confusion.

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