King Tutankhamun

Really? Is this true Tim?

Me neither, but I said the family cars.

What!!!?? Circuit city? That store is aweful! Besy Buy owns all.

Yes, they are funny.

Here are some: Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like bubble, one @#$% all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratches @#$% should not bite fingernails. Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who lives in glass house should change in the dark. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. Crowded elevator smells different to midget. Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand. It is good for woman to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat in woman. Man who drop watch in toilet have @#$%ty time. Men who @#$%e - come in handy. Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands. Constipated people don't give a @#$%. Field salesman who cover office chair instead of territory stay on bottom. Man who Subscribe to my FREE NEWSLETTER get money's worth !!

It could work. But what would the stories be about? 'I think fossil fuel is bad, because once when I was a kid...' How about something on Nuclear Power? I did a report on that once last year. There are many views you could get for both the pro and con side of nuclear power. There are many beneifets and some minimal disadvantages. Pro: last longer, less polution, more relible, Con: Danger of improper construction, stealing U238, leakage So you could do something lke that, with people in hte Pro and People in the Con for whatever you want your topicto be.

I could close it if you want, so you want this thread closed?

Ahh, I see. Stories about fuel? Kinda like made up people's views on that topic but in a story form?

"what if fossil fuels were renewable", that could be a good topic. Will this essay be in 5 paragraph form, with a thesis and such?

Wow, congrats Uppy. What song did you play?

Why Northern CA? So Cal is the best. Iwould get a new computer (10 k), an extreme home theater (100 k) for my family, and save the rest and share it.

Yea, probably from Germany. So, what's this talk about a wedding, Tim?

Humm, Chris has not replied yet. Maybe he will later.

Best Buy! Or fry's, are on the top of my lsit.

I now have 5400.

I have used it a little bit more recently. It seems to be popular in the post your desktop thread.

@pink: yes I have. I think that maybe we could wither add a whole new forum, or change the 'music forum' to 'Entertainment forum' with music and movies.

I do not drive yet, but can in a month. We have a Honda Pilot, Ford Falcon, Ford Ranchero.

Happy Birthday.

In this thread you post milestones of your post count, say when you get 100, or 200, or 300 and so on you can post it here for everyone to know.

Well a Pun is a play on words, and http://go.to/puns says more about it. The thing is I can't think of any words to use in the dialouge.

I have to write a Pun and it is due Monday. I don't know what to do it on. It has to be ten lines going back and forth, and sort of a modern play on words dialouge. Can somebody help me becasue I have no clue how to start one out.

Zezar is from Norway, Tonto ICy Tripod is from there too I think.

Sorry, I am goning to have to close this thread.

Hope you don't mind, Vallon, but I deleted the extra two and merged all there into one to make it flow better.