Uppy Posted April 15, 2006 Share Posted April 15, 2006 After reading this I was pretty much convinced my neighbor is in the Mafia. Lol . My favorite was 2 and 6. Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor is in the Mafia10. He seems to do really well for a goy who runs a candy store that’s open one or two hours a day.9. His partner in the neighborhood 3-legged race: Vincent “The Chin” Gigante.8. For his son’s birthday, buys him a U.S. senator7. Your tomato plants keep on getting singed by the cars exploding in his driveway. 6. Tuesday: Paper boy misses porch; Wednesday: Paper boy gets “iced”.5. His lawn gnome is riddled with bulletholes.4. Two goons show up and make your wife reveal the family recipe for apple crisp.3. At their Halloween party, they bob for mob informants.2. After having an argument with his kid, your kid wakes up with the head of Tickle Me Elmo on his pillow.1. All his anecdotes end with, “So I blew his head off”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeZar Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 haha, funny Abi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythos_Ruler Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 ZeZar... you need a new avatar. It says "This image was stolen from StatoTec.de." lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeZar Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I think i fixed it now, uploaded a picture of my puppy to my FTP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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