Ideas for Alpha 30

[0facts]

Hi. I am back,

This is an exhaustive feature list. Features not listed here, won't be added to the game.

 

Alpha 30 will start with a D. I propose the name dead, because all other rts games will be dead when this comes out. 

1. Dad: Dad works 9 - 5 and comes home frustrated. He then watches tv and then sleeps. I smartly added children in alpha 29. Those children can be downgraded to orphans if you kill enemy dads. (Dad has 5% chance of leaving).

2. Door: It is weird that I am inside the cc controlling my base, and villagers enter just because they are being attacked. I hate it. So now we have doors so they atleast knock so I can pull my pants up.

3. Dope: We added cocaine in alpha 29. We add dope now. You are welcome. 

4. Dog: Only Britons have dogs? Unfair.  All civs can now train chihuahuas and briton dogs are taken away to teach them a lesson. 

 

cheers,

facts

Edited Monday at 00:38 by 0facts
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[Player of 0AD]

11 hours ago, 0facts said:

Hi. I am back,

This is an exhaustive feature list. Features not listed here, won't be added to the game.

 

Alpha 30 will start with a D. I propose the name dead, because all other rts games will be dead when this comes out. 

1. Dad: Dad works 9 - 5 and comes home frustrated. He then watches tv and then sleeps. I smartly added children in alpha 29. Those children can be downgraded to orphans if you kill enemy dads. (Dad has 5% chance of leaving).

2. Door: It is weird that I am inside the cc controlling my base, and villagers enter just because they are being attacked. I hate it. So now we have doors so they atleast knock so I can pull my pants up.

3. Dope: We added cocaine in alpha 29. We add dope now. You are welcome. 

4. Dog: Only Britons have dogs? Unfair.  All civs can now train chihuahuas and briton dogs are taken away to teach them a lesson. 

 

cheers,

facts

The game would be better if bad changes wouldn't be integrated to the game.
An example for such a horrible change: "Cows don't belong to villages, they lived in cities only"

Edited Monday at 12:06 by Player of 0AD