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I agree. My soldiers always get frisky to increase my population faster. I think we should nerf this by adding STDs so they think twice. Likewise, we should add Contraceptive methods like Condoms to prevent the spread of such STDs. I can add Cushions for sore butts. I am not sure about sore feet. Good idea. I will also add Cocaine bushes that look the exact same to spread Confusion.

Hi. I am back, This is an exhaustive feature list. Features not listed here, won't be added to the game. Alpha 29 will start with a C. I propose the name Canta Slaus, a well known leader who enslaved the elves (archer civilization). 1. Christmas Tree: No more of this tech tree bs. Now we have a Christmas tree. It has no perks. It is simply a jpeg of a Christmas tree (Maybe png if time allows) 2. Children: I think this a civilization we should add. They can only train worker units and they have no combat abilities since children should not touch dangerous items. -10% worker speed, -10% food upkeep. They can be enslaved by other civs. 3. Crapper: Ok, so you are telling me that I have 100s of units who eat 50 food and don't use the toilet? I have never seen them poop. I think they are holding it and this is destroying their efficiency. We should add crappers. 4. Courage: Britons dogs are a bit boring. We should replace them with Courage the Cowardly dog. I am also willing to add any feature from the Comment section. I hope this update will bring everyone back. The lobbies are slow and I don't recognize anyone anymore. cheers, facts

Since the devs are busy with alpha 27, I thought I'd start work on alpha 28. Non exhaustive feature list, but feel free to suggest more, I will consider your opinions (no promises) 1. Name: Alpha 28 will start with B because a26 starts with 'z' and a27 with 'a' (loops back). The name that I have currently chosen is Brian Cohen (of Nazareth), who was a famous historical figure. 2. B for buff, so every feature will involve a buff in some way. 3. Slinger buff: Everyone has spears, swords and arrow, while slingers are literally throwing pieces of stone they found on the ground. No one will take them seriously. So now, they will have automatic rifles. 4. WFG Bot buff: He only has one line. He desperately needs some more. This update will introduce 100 dialogues for him. 5. Facts buff: facts need a buff. He is too underpowered, and everything around him is getting very overwhelming. 6. Shia LaBeouf: This will be a new unique unit. Whenever you are unsure, you can ask Shia and if he says, "Just do it!", you can go ahead without any worries. If you are unsure about my skills as a game developer. I can assure you that I am amongst the very best. I have won every game jam where I participated. Here is proof of my latest gamejam. This post is small since I've been busy. cheers, facts

It's been a while since my last post, and since I have been feeling very isolated, I thought I'd make an inclusivity-based feature list for alpha 27. 1. It's unfair how skirmishers are basically spearmen who get to throw their spears. Swordsmen should also be allowed to throw their swords. 2. We have Romans. Where is Rowomans? 3. Continue campaign has been feeling very lonely. It's been like that forever. Why is he invited to the party, but not been made feel welcome? 4. There is mark as buddy. Why isn't there mark as @#$%? I keep forgetting who's rude to me. 5. I gave 5 suggestions because this post is suggestion #5 Take care. cheers, facts

Unsure why that would be necessary, but thank you for having my back Also, at the back of my head, I think we actually need 4 0ads (still working out the math)

Oh, you came here for facts' civ#4? Bad news, this isn't that. Good news, I have a better suggestion. We have 14 civs. Which is a good number (can be better with my 3 new civs). But you know what we actually need more of? 0 A.D My suggestion - *hold your breath* 0AD 2. We need 2 0ADs. I might have actually outdone myself (No, I don't want an Oscar, Grammy or Nobel Prize, my contributions are solely for the betterment of society) This new 0AD will have no new features (Development community needs rest). It is meant to split the player base and cause madness and confusion. Buahahahahahaha I am mad scientist! Chaos! Conquer! cheers, facts (oh facts) P.S: Maybe look into 3 0ADs?

Since Rockstar games decided to make GTA 6 an rts after adopting my civ ideas, I decided to take a short break. It's been one day, and I feel better now. Time for civ idea #3 I decided to make this civ based on super mecha champions. I lied about being a researcher in history. I am cs student who is also a degen weeb. So, back to topic, here is the new civ. --->DISCLAIMER: If you have high bp, or anything like that, don't read further, you will be blown away and you will die (amen). <--- Civ name: Mecha This civ is from the future (5000AD), they time travelled to 0AD so they could beat everyone's ass. Their basic unit is a Mecha who has 1000 hp, 100%/100%/100% Armour and does 1000/1000/1000 damage. It requires a lot of skill to use and is for experienced players only. I recommend borg try it against Valihrant. It also costs 25 Robux (I will link my Roblox account) to buy it from the 0ad e-shop. You get a free body pillow (anime girl of your choice, default is Makima). I can't find concept art on it, but that shouldn't be tough to find. @stan0adartist, I request you to look into drawing something (ms paint is good I have heard, unless you have Linux, then use a vm and get ms paint) I learnt how to do hello world in python, so I will code the civ as elexis is busy with binging Tom 0ad If you have any ideas, let me know in the comment section cheers! facts (oh facts)

Reception to my previous post was overwhelming (for good reason). AoE devs contacted me for civ ideas but I reminded them that I am committed to 0ad I have decided to present a new civ idea, based on the extensive research I did over the last few months (I have a degree in research, in case you've forgotten) Civ Name: Morbius 2 This civ is slightly out of this game's rule book (500BC to 1BC, this civ existed between 600BC and 501BC), so it might not be added, but hey, at least you can learn a little about history or make a mod out of it. This civ only had men (that is why they died out after 99 years as they couldn't reproduce, and lifespan of a normal man is 99). Hence, you cannot forage or farm properly, but you can cut trees and mine metal/stone at 500% efficiency (They loved getting stoned, Historically). Also, this civ should have a unique unit named Unique Man who is just like a regular citizen solider except he is unique (in some way, maybe we can have @elexis0addev come up with some ideas?) Hope this civ sees the light of day Cheers! facts

After much research (I have a degree in research) and interviews with history professors I think I have come up with an idea for a civ. The Morbius civ. This civ defaults at 10000 of every resource (historically, this was a very rich civ). However, to balance it, it only has one type of unit called Morbius which requires -10/-10/-10/-10 resources to train and takes -5 minutes (I'll work on a solution for non-linear time). I don't think there's a feature in the engine for such gameplay (@elexis3 can you check) so maybe keep this for the future. I am thinking alpha 100, which is only halfway through in 0ad's full release roadmap. @stan0adArtist, I attached a picture of morbius for reference Let me know what you guys think cheers! facts

I started using mobile data for 0ad, and now I have no problems. Kinda funny tho, I honestly thought hosting would be impossible on mobile data

I asked people after joining servers that I could and, I can only join servers where the host forwards their port. How do I configure my firewall/router to allow servers that use STUN?

So, this is what's been happening for the past few days. I can join some games, but not others. Those aren't private games, those are normal tg that I can't join for some odd reason. Also, something similar happened where I hosted a game and one of my friends couldn't join me, but random people were able to join and then he hosted a game, and I wasn't able to join him while other random people were able to join him. I deleted my antivirus, disabled my firewall, tried many many things, but to no avail. Hence, I have decided to post it here. I am on windows btw and I use my University's wifi (felt like it was important to share idk). lmk if there's a solution. cheers, facts