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Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor is in the Mafia

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After reading this I was pretty much convinced my neighbor is in the Mafia. Lol :). My favorite was 2 and 6.

Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor is in the Mafia

10. He seems to do really well for a goy who runs a candy store that’s open one or two hours a day.

9. His partner in the neighborhood 3-legged race: Vincent “The Chin” Gigante.

8. For his son’s birthday, buys him a U.S. senator

7. Your tomato plants keep on getting singed by the cars exploding in his driveway.

6. Tuesday: Paper boy misses porch; Wednesday: Paper boy gets “iced”.

5. His lawn gnome is riddled with bulletholes.

4. Two goons show up and make your wife reveal the family recipe for apple crisp.

3. At their Halloween party, they bob for mob informants.

2. After having an argument with his kid, your kid wakes up with the head of Tickle Me Elmo on his pillow.

1. All his anecdotes end with, “So I blew his head off”.

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