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Hell Exothermic Or Endothermic?


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Yet another thing I found out through the DGDN Forums. Here's the original post quoted:

The following is an actual question given on a University of

Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was "so

profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the

Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of

enjoying it as well

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic

(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle"s Law,

(gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or

some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So

we need to know the rate that souls are moving Into Hell and the rate

they are leaving. I think that we can safety assume that once a soul

gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different

religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions

state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to

Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since

people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that

all souls go to Hell.

With birth and-death rates as they are, we can expect the number of

souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of

change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's law states that in order

for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume

of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a rate slower than the rate at which souls

enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase

until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls

in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell

freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa

Morrison during my freshman year, ". that it will be a cold day in

Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I

still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2

cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will

not freeze.

The student received the only "A" given.

Funny or what? :D

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