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Ok, to those who are accustomed to Halo (played it once) or are not, I really suggest you check this web series out. It's amazing, now each episode is 2-3 minutes long so this might apply to those with fast connections or lengthy times of boredom.

I prefer not to give anything away, just go to

http://www.redvsblue.com/bloodgulch.shtml

and download episode 1. Now, there is hard language (not sure that's a term for it) but it's really funny and one of my favorite series, even though it's not official and on TV :)

Classic RvB quotes:

"Now, what kind of animal has tusks?"

"A Walrus!"

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Classic Quote #2 (to keep this alive as much as possible :P)

-=MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME=-

Church "Rookie, you stay here. Me and Tucker will head through the teleporter, we'll cut him off at the pass."

Caboose "Right"

Church "Tucker, you ready? Let's go."

Tucker "There's no way I'm going through that thing!"

Church "Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?"

Tucker "I don't know! Why would they gives us a tank that no one can drive?"

Church "We already tested the teleporter, remember?"

Tucker "We threw rocks through it!"

Church "Yea, and so what? The rocks came out the other side didn't they?"

Tucker "Yea, but they were all hot and covered with black stuff!"

Church "Oh, then I guess that's what this is all about then? You're afraid of a little black stuff."

Tucker "Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff."

Church "Tucker, I almost hate to do this to you."

*pulls out gun*

Tucker "You wouldn't!"

Church "Well, I look at it this way: Either A we got through there and get the flag back or B we stay here and I get to kill you. Either way, I win."

Tucker "For the record, I want to know, rocks aren't people."

Church "Dully noted, now get in there"

Tucker "CRAAP... Alright, 1, 2..."

*goes through teleporter*

*silence*

Caboose "Huh... he didn't come out the other side..."

Church "Yeaa... I've decided, I've decided I'm not going to use the teleporter..."

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