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    Silly Microsoft! (again)

    in Computer Desk

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    Lol... I haven't updated windows XP in like years.

    I'm not stupid, at least I wouldn't say so... I'd say I'm ignorant and indifferent, and if Microsoft wants to make me suffer, so be it. I'm indifferent to retardedness too...

  5. Suggestions for 0 A.D.

    in Gameplay Discussion

    Posted

    The boulder-rolling is a bit too much. I mean, you still want to play as an RTS, right?

    But I don't think formations should do too much, and the autoqueue annoys me as a crutch for lazy players who don't want to have to queue up more units during combat.

    But hey... that's just because I play too much WC.

  6. "The Top 100 Things I'd Do if I ever became

    in Introductions & Off-Topic Discussion

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    I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

    I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

    Who carries on the evil legacy?

    No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

    Good, at least that way you don't accidentally have kids...

    As an alternative to not having children, I will have lots of children. My sons will be too busy jockeying for position to ever be a real threat, and the daughters will all sabotage each other's attempts to win the hero.

    Oh... so you will have kids...

    I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

    All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

    I will not, under any circumstances, marry a woman I know to be a faithless, conniving, back-stabbing witch simply because I am absolutely desperate to perpetuate my family line. Of course, we can still date.

    <3

    If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

    No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

    Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

    If I capture the hero's starship, I will keep it in the landing bay with the ramp down, only a few token guards on duty and a ton of explosives set to go off as soon as it clears the blast-range.

    All members of my Legions of Terror will have professionally tailored uniforms. If the hero knocks a soldier unconscious and steals the uniform, the poor fit will give him away.

    If I know of any heroes in the land, I will not under any circumstance kill their mentors, teachers, and/or best friends.

    Star wars!

    Even though I don't really care because I plan on living forever, I will hire engineers who are able to build me a fortress sturdy enough that, if I am slain, it won't tumble to the ground for no good structural reason.

    Any jewelry of power will be fitted with a homing mechanism. Such objects are difficult to come by, and the last thing I need is for it to be lost for centuries in a secluded pond or worse--in the cracks of my couch.

    LOTR!

    Post A Fact About The Previous Poster

    in Fun and Games

    Posted

    probably doesnt know what tokyo-3 is.

    If I remember from my semi anime fan days, it was from the series Neon genesis evangelian (please excuse spelling) and the angels (the bad guys.. why are the bad guys called angels, I have no idea) and the original tokyo was destroyed. tokyo-3 had the ability to submerge al the buildings underground into a huge underground cavern tp protect them from the future angel attacks.

    Very nice. Tokyo-3 is the city where NERV headquarters is based in NGE.

    Lorian:

    Doesn't watch much anime.

  15. A short story I wrote a while back

    in Introductions & Off-Topic Discussion

    Posted

    For our english class, we had to write a short story and then later submit it to some contest.

    I won a t-shirt and a keychain (yay!!) with mine. It actually wasn't that easy, I think only 3 other people from the same class managed to accomplish that same feat.

    But I don't really care about the prize. I'm curious to find how "good" this story was. I'm putting a link to it and hoping for some feedback.

    Click here to download the story.

    Note: I long ago gave up on the crappy "doramail" e-mail service, but it's still good for uploading stuff. (That handless cat got too tacky for me)

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