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  2. Jokes

    in Introductions & Off-Topic Discussion

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!! :P

    There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.

    "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

    "Yes, but are you good in bed?"

    "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

    WFG Gameshow

    in Fun and Games

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    Next Question: As most of you basketball fans know that the Laker dynasty came to an end last season (new one is going to begin this season). What is the record for the longest running dynasty and by what team?

  17. Jokes

    in Introductions & Off-Topic Discussion

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    Four old Catholic women are sitting around bragging about their sons. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

    The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic mother says "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called 'Your Eminence'."

    Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women turn to her and say, "Well...?"

    So she replies, "My son is 6' 2, terribly handsome with broad, square shoulders... good manners, dresses very well. He's got a tight, muscular body and tight, hard buns and a very nice bulge. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, 'Oh, my God!'"

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    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.

    When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

    He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

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    A Russian couple were walking down a street in Moscow one night when the man felt a drop hit his nose.

    "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

    "No that felt like snow to me, dear," she replied.

    "No I'm sure it was just rain," he said. They were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then, they saw a minor communist party official walking towards them.

    "Let's not fight about it," the man said. "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether its officially raining or snowing." As the man approached the husband said:

    "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

    "It's raining, of course" he replied and walked on. But the woman insisted.

    "I know that felt like snow!"

    To which the man quietly said, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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    those are just a few (this is not a joke)

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